I’m enjoying this new thing where Gen X doesn’t exist in any generational analysis. It’s like we’re a bunch of gloomy, curmudgeonly ghosts, which feels accurate. Emily Nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) January 26, 2019
every generation has a painful breakup. gen z and tik tok. millennials and vine. gen x and cultural relevance Astead (@AsteadWesley) August 1, 2020
I m Gen X which means that, if you text me, I m a Boomer and don t know how to respond but if you call me on the phone, what kind of dinosaur are you, World War Two is over, granddad Sandra Newman (@sannewman) June 24, 2019
Shout out to Gen X, the only generation who can keep our asses at home without being told, the motherfucking latchkey kids, the generation used to being neglected by fucking everyone. We’ll be the only ones left. Lauren Hough (@laurenthehough) March 15, 2020
Makeup tip: For clump-free application of mascara do not apply mascara.
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Mascara is a makeup essential for many ― it’s basically a sport to try to find the best brand that works for you ― but it can also be a clumpy, runny mess.
Whether you can’t help but cry and ruin your lash game or you forget to remove your mascara before going to sleep, just know that you aren’t alone. The funny folks on Twitter have lamented and joked about their experiences with this makeup staple.
Below, we’ve rounded up 26 funny and relatable tweets about mascara. Enjoy!
points out grammar mistakes on Facebook Lurkin Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) February 2, 2017
I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month.
Sorry, bad punctuation.
[screams into the abyss]
SOMETIMES THE WRONG GRAMMAR MAKES THE JOKE SOUND BETTER Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) April 14, 2016
Guys. I have not been so excited in maybe a year. Someone just corrected my grammar online but they re incorrect. Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) August 25, 2015
little known fact: the em dash is actually named after noted dash fan emily dickinson Anne Thériault (@anne theriault) December 10, 2019
Earth, Wind and Fire doesn t give two beans about your Oxford comma. Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) September 16, 2017
WHY DID WE EVER WEAR BRAS.
I hate this pandemic, but I do like that it made me realize that I have utter contempt for bras ⚓️Imani Gandy ⚓️ (@AngryBlackLady) July 14, 2020
When you didn t put on a bra to walk the dog, but some neighbors stopped you to chat about the trash cans. pic.twitter.com/PzVnc0CB4g Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) November 4, 2018
I’ve never been held hostage, but I have gotten trapped in my own sports bra while getting undressed. Rachel Sobel (@whinecheezits) September 28, 2019
Ripping off your mask when you get back in the car is the new taking off your bra when you get home Maggie Scott (@maggiescott231) May 10, 2020
The COVID-19 pandemic has certainly transformed the way we dress.
With offices closed and social events confined to computer screens, sartorial priorities shifted from style to comfort. Over the past year, the funny folks on Twitter have shared the questionable outfits they wear in the coronavirus era.
Below, we’ve rounded up 45 relatable tweets that sum up the sad state of pandemic style.
The people in my Zoom room deserve better than the same three hoodies I keep wearing over and over, but it’s all I have to give. Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) January 30, 2021
I m doing laundry and just whispered It s almost our anniversary to the pair of yoga pants I ve been wearing since March. Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) January 2, 2021