Welcome back to the Trash Report! I am mother Trash Panda, Elinor Jones, coming to you live from this metaphorical dumpster we know literally as "the news." Wow, what a week! I've got a lot to say. If you're reading this at work, don't forget to occasionally wiggle your mouse so your little icon appears active. (I'd love for you to quit your job, but I don't want you to get fired.) Now, onto the.
Hi Trash Pandas! Welcome to another edition of THE TRASH REPORT. It's your girl, Elinor Jones. I am writing this beginning part after writing the rest of the article. Nothing came to me to kick us off. I thought a couple of margs would help. They did not, plus now I'm tired. Here's some stuff: Total Eclipse of the Fart Noise Millions of people across the world are hoping that the extremely dorky cardboard glasses.
Hello, Trash Pandas, and welcome to The Trash Report! I'm Elinor Jones, Portland's best kept secret and your best friend. Happy day-after-the-Oscars to all who celebrate! I have a lot to say about movies today, starting with this: On Saturday I took my kid to see Kung Fu Panda 4 and the movie was so noisy and visually jarring that I developed a full-blown migraine and when we got home I threw up and had.
Hello, and welcome to the Trash Report! I'm Elinor Jones and I will be serving as your guide to some random crap I found online to momentarily distract you from actual news, which is very sad, but also very important—please go back to that after you read this! These few minutes that we have together are for resting your weary brain, and maybe even making it just a little bit dumber. Let's go! Goblin Kings.
How do you do, fellow Trash Pandas? I am Elinor Jones, and this is.THE TRASH REPORT. Like many of you, I spent much of the past week iced into my home with my beloved family, anxiously refreshing the weather app on my phone to see when these people whom I love so dearly would get the fuck out of my house. I've never been so grateful to see slushy puddles in all my life. I.