[ cheers and applause jimmy aha that is so nice thank you welcome please welcome, thank you very much please have a seat welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. [ cheers and applause the best show, the place to be what a show tonight. Lets get to some news you guys, the race for 2 2020 is heating up i saw that today President Trump campaigned in iowa trump looked out over the cornfields and said, well, i cant believe that one day all these plants will become beautiful corn dogs. [ laughter and applause american grown but trumps actually a big fan of iowa. Mostly because the university of iowas hawkeye mascot looks just like him. [ laughter and applause but get this, while trump was in iowa, joe biden was also there at the same time very interesting usually when two guys over 70 go on the same trip, its a a movie starring Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman [ laughter and applause well, before he left for iowa, trump talked to reporters about his immigratio
Here with a new book called more than enough. Elaine welteroth is joining us, everybody cheers and applause also on tonights show, america went to war and then didnt. Theres white people at the bet awards and why somali pirates are actually the good guys. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Last night was the 2019 bet awards, the show that celebrates black entertainment and gives us a break from reruns of martin. As always, it was a night to remember. Tons of star power was on display during the bet awards, including an opening performance by rapper cardi b. Brianna presented the legendary marriage j. Blige with the Lifetime Achievement award. Henson presented life time actor award to tyler perry. Billy rye cyrus also sharing the stage performing old town road. Country rap smash had everyone out of their seats. Trevor thats right, Billy Ray Cyrus got a standingo ovatin at the bet awards. laughter i know black people give Standing Ovations everywhere, comedy shows, sunday at church, t
Well, that does it. Things can finally get back to normal. Yeah, im sure glad thats over with. Thank you, boys, for teaching me that comedy and logic do not go together. No problem, funnybot. I understand now that comedy should be left to the imperfect biological beings. I cant believe its finally over. [banging on metal wall] oh, lerrrd somebody turn on the lights whats going on . Hellerrr i am pleased to announce that the greatest threat to mankind is now gone forever. Justice has been done. Thanks, everyone. Please tell me that youll never do that again, jimmy. Dont worry, fellas. I learned my lesson. I promise. Theres not gonna be any comedy awards next year or will there be . [menacing music] from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in thank you for coming out wow so much energy im trevor noah our guest tonight our guest tonight is
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[ cheers and applause jimmy aha that is so nice thank you welcome welcome, thank you very much please have a seat welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. [ cheers and applause the best show, the place to be what a show tonight. Lets get to some news you guys, the race for 2 2020 is heating up i saw that today President Trump campaigned in iowa trump looked out over the cornfields and said, well, i cant believe that one day all these plants will become beautiful corn dogs. [ laughter and applause american grown but trumps actually a big fan of iowa. Mostly because the university of iowas hawkeye mascot looks just like him. [ laughter and applause but get this, while trump was in iowa, joe biden was also there at the same time very interesting usually when two guys over 70 go on the same trip, its a a movie starring Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman [ laughter and applause well, before he left for iowa, trump talked to reporters about his immigration deal