hey, you doing everybody? aha. it s friday so you know what that means? let s welcome tonight s guests. like a genie she can also fit in a bottle. co-host of america s newsroom, dana perino. hide him from your wives because he ll probably kill themselves. comedian joe matchy and my thirty favorite lou. mr. that joke is not funny anymore lou perez. she does her best lifting at the gym. bestselling author kat timpf. [applause] alright. yeah. okay. before we get to some news stories let s do this. gregs left overs it s left overs where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and it s my first time reading them so if they suck we ll throw mackey in a meat grinder and make meatballs and force feed them to steve doocy. up first. medical researchers say nose picking can lead to memory loss. [lau [laughter] i really don t have to say anything. this is easy. speaking of joe, yesterday special counsel investigating joe biden s counsel called him an elderly man with a poor
thateverybody shirt. it s friday, so you know what that means. . let s welcome tonight s guests like a genie. she can also fit in a bottle. co-host of america s newsroom in the five, dana perino. ino. hide him from your wives, kil because they ll probably kill themselves. comedianl joe, he s my third favorite, lou. after breakout and. comedian author of that joke isn t funny anymore. read and she does her best lifting at the gym where she steals purses in the locker room. new york times best selling author. right. som yeah. okay. before we get to some nenewsw l. do this. greg s leftovers. yeah, me? th it s leftovers where i read the jokes that we didn t use this week. and asuse always it s my first time reading them. so if they , we ll throw macn into a meat grinder and make mac meatballs, and then, of course, feed them to steve doocy. all right, here, go.st first medical research to say nose picking can lead to memory. loss. i really don t have to sayking anything.
a special counsel. the new k post asked anybody vet this guy. yep.t th lookiss like things are pretty secure in there. the fbi is said to be grillingfl biden aides about how top secret files ended up next to his corvette. his and republican jim jordan says his first order of business will be getting to thee bottom of it. we re also learninsameg the sam. that s right, th house was hunter s hang out, pat . that s right. the drug loving firsfirst son ld the property for years and even had his credit card statement sent therepro. d even had we all know hunter would neveran be careless with sensitive informatiot n. it s no wonder the democrats don t want to talk about it. classified informa president biden had classified documents in his wilmington garageo yo is just breaking. do you think that s is no irresponsible and reckless of him? het to a responsible is to not disclose when you have documents. he has certainly done that. biden people are bringing forth the documents,
the doj to appoint a special counsel. anybody vet this guy? yep. the fbi grilling biden aides about how top-secret files ended up next to his corvette. we re also learning the same house was hunter s hangout pad. that s right, the drug-loving first son lived at the property propertyfor years and even had s credit card statement sent there. he d never be careless about classified information, right? do you think it s irresponsible and reckless of him? irresponsible is not to disclose when you have documents. he s certainly done that. biden people are bringing forth the documents. they re not obstructing access to them or knowledge about them. why did he not inform the american public two months ago? do you think that was a mistake? i don t know what you re saying right now. seem much more measured with this than the trump documents. you called for transparency with the trump documents. bottom line i said that night it s premature to comment on what should be done
Harold ford junior, Jesse Watters, dana perino and greg gutfeld mike its 5 00 in New York City and that this is the five is it [ ] judge jeanine Operation Old Man is a go, the white house is still cooking up new ways to hide of their or minimize president joe bidens advance 81yearold age. But it appears to be backfiring as americans get another scaving assessment of his fitness for office . According to the latest survey, an overwhelming 81 percent say joe biden is too old for another term we already know how his staff gives joe with a Shorter Staircase for him to Board Air Force one, how they deploy an army of age to hide his shuffling and who can forget how the lace up with the president and anti israel speakers as a way to prevent embarrassing falls. Nineteen bidens admitting that they police how many words the man can say. Of the campaign is looking to shorten it speeches, bidens doing election strategy, less is more, the president age has tight tight his pitch to voters who when w