Neither do i and this guy definitely doesnt know. As Hurricane Irma hit the caribbean this morning President Trump tweeted, hurricane looks like largest ever recorded in the atlantic. Hey, man, could you try not to sound so excited . [ laughter ] its a hurricane, not the game of thrones finale. Speaking about Hurricane Irma, today President Trump said, quote, it looks like it could be something that will be not good. [ light laughter ] something that will be not good. You know, i have to say when a Natural Disaster is bearing down on our country it would be nice to hear from a leader who knows more words than tarzan. [ laughter ] hurricane bad. [ cheers and applause ] much wind. Not good. Cheetah save. [ light laughter ] deep cut. President trump tweeted this morning that his team is already in florida in anticipation of Hurricane Irma, saying, quote, no rest for the weary. Which explained his followup tweet. [ laughter and applause ] when asked today if he is considering military acti
During his address to the u. N. Today, President Trump referred to north Korean Leader kim jongun as rocket man. Even worse, he referred to Nuclear Missiles as boom boom sticks. [ laughter ] folks, the rocket man has boom boom sticks and theres a good chance were all going to go kablooey. [ light laughter ] trump also said during his address that if north korea continues working on its nuclear program, the u. S. Will have no choice but to totally destroy north korea. Oh, my god. Trump is going to run for president of north korea [ laughter and applause ] according to cnn, investigators wire tapped former Trump Campaign chairman, Paul Manafort before and after the election. Im not surprised. Look at that guy. [ light laughter ] that face counts as probable cause. He looks like he only communicates via manila envelopes on a park bench. [ light laughter ] a lawyer who was part of the investigation that led to the impeachment trial, of former president bill clinton recently said the specia
During his address to the u. N. Today, President Trump referred to north Korean Leader kim jongun as rocket man. Even worse, he referred to Nuclear Missiles as boom boom sticks. [ laughter ] folks, the rocket man has boom boom sticks and theres a good chance were all going to go kablooey. [ light laughter ] trump also said during his address that if north korea continues working on its nuclear program, the u. S. Will have no choice but to totally destroy north korea. Oh, my god. Trump is going to run for president of north korea [ laughter and applause ] according to cnn, investigators wire tapped former Trump Campaign chairman, Paul Manafort before and after the election. Im not surprised. Look at that guy. [ light laughter ] that face counts as probable cause. He looks like he only communicates via manila envelopes on a park bench. [ light laughter ] a lawyer who was part of the investigation that led to the impeachment trial, of former president bill clinton recently said the specia
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 743. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you so much. Welcome welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the welcome welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. You made it. Youre here. Heres what people are talking about. You guys, today is the first day of fall. [ cheers ] that special time of year when neighbors take turns blowing leaves into each others property. [ light laughter ] its beautiful. I do love it, though. Its a nice thing, the leaves change from deep green to president ial orange. [ light laughter ] its just really nice. Lets get to some news here. Last night kim jongun released a rare statement attacking President Trump and referred to him as a dotard. Then trump said, sticks and stones may break my bones but words i dont know will never hurt me. [ laughter and applaus
[ light laughter ] hey, testing missiles is one thing, but making fun of our president is my job. [ laughter ] thats right, kim jongun called trump a mentally deranged u. S. Dotard, which is a good burn, because if theres one thing trump hates its having to use a dictionary. [ light laughter ] dotard, im going to look this up, its probably very handsome man. or rich handsome man. thats probably what this word means. I dont know the order of the alphabet, so i dont know what im doing here. [ light laughter ] thats right, kim jongun said president trumps remarks to the u. N. Threatening north korea reflect mentally deranged behavior. Do you know how messedup you have to be for kim jongun to call you deranged . [ laughter ] thats like rachael ray saying youre too excited about olive oil. [ laughter ] senator john mccain announced today that he will not vote for the grahamcassidy bill to repeal and replace obamacare, again. If he kills one more Republican Health care bill, he gets a free s