Toddlers & Tiaras star Eden Wood, from Arkansas, claimed more than 300 titles during her time as a beauty queen - but her enviable success came at a cost.
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I don't recall the scene in Titanic where Kate admitted to Leo that a loon spikkin' a bit o' Doric floated her boat, but if she did, you can bet it would have been just as hilarious as last night's installment of the annual student show.