but it s a trend called bed rotting, why do i feel it s not real and it s popular on tik tok like everything awful and a hit with dor dash uber eats and bed bugs. these young people look at bed rotting as necessary mental self care a logical next step with a generation that peaked eating tide pods. they re recharging their minds with binge watching shows and stuffing their face while in bed or as brian stelter calls it business as usual. one even said quote i feel my purpose in this life is to rot in different places, my bed, hotel bed, beach sand, hammock. i was made to lay and rot. back in my day you couldn t simply decide to spend your whole life in bed. you had to earn that by getting polio. still, bed rotting fanatics call it a hobby and a passion which has us asking is it too early to harvest their organs?
politics of being i m not putting words in any of their mouths this is what they had to say to stop another uvalde. they said, quote, probably nothing. talk about the politics of that as a stated public position for the republican party in 2023. i think it s probably the biggest freudian slip for them to admit that. you ve got republican legislators who are more concerned about keeping teenagers from eating tide pods than keeping guns out of the hands of people. we have a mass shooting crisis in america. a national security crisis. you know this as well from republican politics as i do, they used to tell us to pivot and not talk about guns.
being kat s housekeeper was by far the worst. kat, she based jewel pods to keep from eating tide pods. this kellyanne conway! she is the reason jim acosta became a bed wetter. we will get to tyrus later. so last saturday i did a live show in birmingham, alabama. it was a great time had by all, especially me. whoever sent the three little people strippers to my trailer for the show is appreciated. it s amazing what they can get up to when you stack them. like a sleeve of ritz crackers. but that s the thing about doing his live shows, people give me things, and not just cold sores. they give me stuff unicorns, home-baked brownies, a sketch of me half naked lying on a bearskin rug. and that came from pete hegseth.
dirtiest jobs on the planet but he said being kat s housekeeper was by far the worst. kat, she base jewel pods to eat from eating tide pods. and then of course there s kellyanne conway! she is the reason jim acosta became a bed wetter. we will get to tyrus later. so last saturday i did a live show in birmingham, alabama. it was a great time had by all, especially me. whoever sent the three little people strippers to my trailer after the show, it was greatly appreciated. it s amazing what they can get up to when you stack them. like a sleeve of ritz crackers. [scattered laughter] greg: that s the thing about doing his live shows, people give me things, and not just cold sores. they give me stuff unicorns, home baked brownies, a sketch of me half naked lying on a bearskin rug. and that from pete hegseth.
world television championship, i understand that, be first, don t be second. leave marcus smart alone. enough said. mayor tyrus. mayor tyrus. yes. that s it. mayor tyrus with the belt on your shoulder. we love it. my big flop is tik-tok hiding the latest viral trend that has kids vandalizing and stealing school property, so it s called the devious lick trend, and all you do is you just steal stuff and vandalize school property for likes. and yeah, this has become a trend that is sweeping across schools everywhere. the definition of destructive social media behavior. not as bad as eating tide pods, i would say, probably worse than throwing cheese on children s foreheads. do you remember that viral trend? i also think an honorable mention should go to aoc guys