Sinead In The City: How to survive Christmas when life is not a romcom
23 Dec, 2020 08:38 PM
7 minutes to read
How to cope if you re one racist uncle joke away from smashing a pavlova on the floor. Photo / The Holiday, Youtube.
When you re a kid, Christmas is the second-best day of the entire year.
(I say second because, obviously, your birthday was number one, because instead of sharing the attention/presents with your siblings/cousins, you got to be the one and only star.)
Christmas though, was still top tier.
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Lurching out of bed at 5am, sprinting downstairs to the tree, tearing open your presents to discover Santa had come through with a slutty Bratz doll and Crocodile Mile Water Slide, then spending the rest of the day gorging yourself sick on food that you didn t have to cook.