SCRANTON, LACKAWANNA COUNTY (WBRE/WYOU) — One man is accused of multiple burglaries of University of Scranton students who live off-campus. According to Scranton police, early in the morning on Sunday, February 11, officers received several reports of burglaries and thefts in the 400 block of Clay Avenue that occurred as off-campus students from the University […]
Fearing the ever-changing landscape of automatable jobs, Guantanamo Bay guard Dylan Womack was left contemplating the future of his chosen occupation after the announcement of the new T-Model 8000 Fully Autonomous Power Drill.
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