Operator , tui, has cancelled all operator, tui, has cancelled all outbound flights to rhodes up to and including friday. As wildfires continue to spread rapidly right across the island. Nearly 1500 tourists have been flown home in the biggest evacuation of its kind. As the fires burn there for a sixth day running. Jet2 and tui both running. Jet2 and tui both announcing four repatriation flights today. Easyjet and tui have another planned for tomorrow. Well, the foreign tomorrow. Well, the Foreign Office says between seven and 10,000 britons are currently on the island. Michael gove has the island. Michael gove has announced plans to create more homes in the uks main cities by he says , relaxing planning rules he says, relaxing planning rules and cutting red tape. The and cutting red tape. The housing secretary says he wants to make it easier to convert empty shops into new flats. For example , and extend existing example, and extend existing homes. The plans will include homes. The pl
hey, you doing everybody? aha. it s friday so you know what that means? let s welcome tonight s guests. like a genie she can also fit in a bottle. co-host of america s newsroom, dana perino. hide him from your wives because he ll probably kill themselves. comedian joe matchy and my thirty favorite lou. mr. that joke is not funny anymore lou perez. she does her best lifting at the gym. bestselling author kat timpf. [applause] alright. yeah. okay. before we get to some news stories let s do this. gregs left overs it s left overs where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and it s my first time reading them so if they suck we ll throw mackey in a meat grinder and make meatballs and force feed them to steve doocy. up first. medical researchers say nose picking can lead to memory loss. [lau [laughter] i really don t have to say anything. this is easy. speaking of joe, yesterday special counsel investigating joe biden s counsel called him an elderly man with a poor
Branding of the program. We can go with the more accurate polish version or how about the ukrainian spelling and pronunciation . The polish version probably closer to my roots. Im not the only one with name pronunciation on the brain these days. Florida Governor Ron Desantis kicked off his president ial run last week. Perhaps the only thing more confusing than trying to launch the campaign was hearing the candidates last name. Come again. The same day he released that video, he appeared on fox news and said this. Anybody thats so inclined to help us, i would love to have your support. This was lowhanging fruit for the trump campaign. Im ron desantis. This is Governor Ron Desantis. Wishing everyone a merry christmas. Who knew the long versus short version of a vowel could cause all this political calamity. The governor seemed unphased when asked what the final word on how to pronounce his name. He said this. This is ridiculous. The way to pronounce my last anytime, winner. While a name
Operator , tui, has cancelled all operator, tui, has cancelled all outbound flights to rhodes up to and including friday. As wildfires continue to spread rapidly right across the island. Nearly 1500 tourists have been flown home in the biggest evacuation of its kind. As the fires burn there for a sixth day running. Jet2 and tui both running. Jet2 and tui both announcing four repatriation flights today. Easyjet and tui have another planned for tomorrow. Well, the foreign tomorrow. Well, the Foreign Office says between seven and 10,000 britons are currently on the island. Michael gove has the island. Michael gove has announced plans to create more homes in the uks main cities by he says , relaxing planning rules he says, relaxing planning rules and cutting red tape. The and cutting red tape. The housing secretary says he wants to make it easier to convert empty shops into new flats. For example , and extend existing example, and extend existing homes. The plans will include homes. The pl
no timeline, no video years ago. what about the cameras blind spot. d.n.a.? not a trace. even democrats don t buy it. you mean to tell me there is a room in the white house with no video cameras? ain t no damn way, knock it off. man, first off, i m born and raised in washington, d.c. if they re letting people get away with cocaine, let my people out of jail. what is up with that. that s crazy. do you know what i mean? people have been arrested in the district of columbia for cocaine and they done found it in the white house and they can t figure out who is it it belonged to, that s crazy, man. if a bag of coke was found anybody anywhere else besides biden s white house somebody is getting charged. is joe biden even going to address it? we want to know whose the cocaine is, mr. president? who brought cocaine to the white house? jesse: that s right. biden is going back on vacation. hopefully not to the beach. this is the third time they have found drugs in the biden w