that you were so content with being poor it doesn t matter. you re happy. she said, phil, i ve been full with you and rich with you. rich is way better. you re making fun of me there s no a lot of duck hunting in new york. upstate new york though. it s like a six hour drive. did you bring me a duck call? here s the training. this is all in tongue control. tongue control. look. a call. watch. i m in trouble. you got about five notes. i m there, right?
and he says, marry 15-year-old girls while you re at it. and i hope to see phil at every major republican event for the next several months. i have to say, anybody who does any duck hunting at all knows that sean hannity has no clue on how to use a duck call. i got to throw that in there. holland, isn t it about time for the gop to call in a consultant and get it right? doesn t this make the rebranding effort a little bit difficult at this point? as a professional media consultant myself, my heart goes out to rice, who to his credit, after the debacle in 2012. commissioned what was a very spechbive, nationwide, perceptual literary research project and literally drew the roadmap to 2016, unfortunately, mr. duck dynasty and some of these other reverse snobs have
them, corrected them, trained them, you instructed them to obey their father and honor, honor their father and mother, don t murder, don t lie, don t steal from a young age, is anyone trying to tell me we wouldn t have a better society? i mean, it s nuts. all right. when we come back, you got to explain the beard. and how the beard came about. is that okay? yeah. all right and you re going to teach me how to duck call when we get back. yeah, it will be a chore. coming up, much more with duck dynasty fill robertson after the break and the congressman running neck and neck with mary landrieu in the louisiana [ cheers ] we continue from new orleans, that and much more straight ahead. ugh. heartburn. did someone say burn? try alka seltzer reliefchews. they work just as fast and are proven to taste better
up next the top stories. he better bring me a duck call. the top stories in the politico playbook. and here i just have so many ways to get to you, bill. i m just going to say give us the weather. let s both be on the safe side on this tuesday. long week ahead still. good morning, everyone. one thing you haven t heard me say all year long is we had a killer tornado. that s the first time we ve gone this long without it happening. yesterday no tornadoes in texas. we did have large hail. so far this season we ve had 425 tornadoes, that s where we should be. this year we ve only had 109. we ve only had 25% of our typical tornadoes so far. and we haven t had any huge killer tornadoes. we ve gone now to april 22nd without a tornado fatality. that s the longest we ve gone going back to 1950.
hunting or laugh at that, too? yes, we ll take you duck hunting, can you shoot? can you blow a duck call? quake, quake, what is so hard about that? you don t look like the guy that can blow a duck call. are you kidding me? you are saying i have yuppie in me. you re screaming yuppie. how many people think like me on tv? you re right about that one. we ll get you out in our environment in the woods. i saw when you took your boy friend s daughter out, man. we re probably the same on that. we re big time the same on that and that kid could shoot. he was pretty good. is he still around? no, she moved on. [ laughter ] all right. i love the show. willie, great to have you. tell corey and company and phil i said hi. will do. stay where you are, degree,