Snake Eyes teaser gives Henry Golding a G.I. Joe origin story
Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins besides having a subtitle equally as cumbersome as
Solo: A Star Wars Story:
Henry Golding is an incredibly handsome man, and we know this because cinema is a visual medium, so we can see it with our own non-snake eyes. Whatever else happens in this spinoff ninja stuff, car chases, Samara Weaving doing the thing they have at least succeeded in roping Henry Golding into it.
This again, quite brief teaser for
Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins (the full title must be declared) is not exactly riveting, and there’s little that places it in the realm of the just-barely-established G.I. Joe cinematic universe. And that might actually be a good thing for this prequel/spinoff, which stars Golding as the eponymous ninja and explores his “classified origin story” with a supporting cast that includes Samara Weaving as Scarlett, Andrew Koji as Storm Shadow, and Úrsula Corberó as The Baroness.