The way the Teletubbies have been vaccinated before most Australians.
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If life wasn’t already confusing enough, the Teletubbies have announced that they’re fully vaccinated in time for a “Tubby hot summer”.
To announce the news, the official Teletubbies Twitter account shared photos of Po, Tinky Winky, Dipsy and Laa-Laa standing with their “COVID-19 Vaccination Tubby Cards” to prove they were vaxxed with either “AstraTubbica” or “Noo-nson & Noo-nson”.
“We’re all vaxxed! Just in time for a Tubby hot summer. Who’s ready to come out and play,” the tweet read with cards that showed that the four Tubs got their first jabs on July 1 at the Home Dome Clinic, and plan to get their second on July 22.
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