dana: they re poisonous. greg: don t swear, dana. jesse: this guy takes off his shoe and starts beating. dana: poorly sadr? these are god s creatures. what are you going to do? lizard is going to lizard. that is disgusting. these things happen in thailand among many other things. many things are going to be happening tonight on jesse watters primetime. going to do a how to on how to defend yourself against a home invasion. all across the country. all across. dana: geraldo? geraldo: time for geraldo s news geraldo news from the ball. sad news, actually. new york city first latina broadcaster gloria rosas passed away last week. gloria made her debut 1968. she was a school teacher until she became a broadcaster. she recruited me. i was a street lawyer at the
somebody goes, you look like jesse watters. that s awesome, right? i m going to come back as jasper. because you would be his owner? ? yeah. that s pretty strange. i d come back as planet earth. that s not. you would all be all over me. that is not a person. you violated that. it s a collection of people. i want to come back as planet earth. this answer is kimberly s question. why is greg so gaseous? because he s had so many people inside his body. this is a great question. i will start with dana. what was your first cartoon lunch box as a kid? peanuts. don t swear. the comic strip. yellow, had a red handle. or holly holly
so you see son, good manners are important. should i go through it again? yes. yes please. yes please. exactly. always say please, thank you, your welcome, excuse me, sit up straight, hold doors open for ladies, if a door s locked knock first. don t burp, don t swear, don t stare, don t use bad language, don t talk with your mouth full, keep your elbows off the table- what table? and don t interrupt. cover your mouth when you cough or sneeze. on the bus, give your seat up to anyone who has trouble standing. bottom line, treat others the way you d want to be treated. got it? got it! good talk. [announcer] most parenting is hard to do in just two minutes. but 2 minutes twice a day making sure they brush is easier and it could help save them from a lifetime of tooth pain. here is something you don t see on any other show on new year s eve. we re going to make our predictions for what s going to happen in 2015. dana, why don t we kick it off with you? what are your predictions? this is
out, and i don t swear, was mf. and i kept saying it to him. louder and louder and for a moment he stood there, looking at me like i was crazy. and then it happened very quickly. he immediately grabbed me and started to drag me towards the stairs that went downstairs to the outdoors. and i was you know, stumbling around, trying to you know grab my handbag and i really didn t know where he was taking me. but we ended up outside. and it was still dusk. so it was pretty light out. and all i remember is him you know, grabbing me by one arm and him flailing for a taxi with the other. i remember kind of looking around at people, and people were really recognizing that that is bill cosby. and a taxi stops. he opens the door and he throws
you back? well, i immediately went into survival mode. i knew that he had drugged me and i wanted him to know that he had drugged me. so the only word i could get out and i don t swear, was mf. and i kept saying it to him louder and louder and for a moment he stood there looking at me like i was crazy and then it happened very quickly. he immediately grabbed me and started to drag me towards the stairs that went down stairs to the outdoors and i was stumbling around trying to grab my handbag and i really didn t know where he was taking me but we ended up outside and it was still it was dust so it was pretty light out and all i remember is him grabbing me by one arm and him