Weve got to calm down because here in southern california, were in the middle of whats called a heightened earthquake alert. True. It means the odds of a massive earthquake hitting us in the next day or two are as high as 1 in 11 in 11 in 100. Or it could be 1 in 100 million. Theyve been telling us for years you cant predict an earthquake, now theres an alert all of a sudden. Most of us ignore this stuff but some people are taking it seriously. In San Bernardino they closed city hall fo t because of this earthquake alert. And because theyre lazy. [ laughter ] chose city hall. That annoys me. I dont live there but you dont see businesses that have to turn a profit closing because of an earthquake alert. You dont see color me mine closing shop. They have a lot of stuff that would break in an earthquake. [ cheers and applause ] city hall, theyre like, to hell for around here. As of friday, california now has an official state fabric. And that fabric is any decembers . Guesses . Our offici