And musical guests japandroids. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody thank you. Thank you very much. Whats going on . Whats up . Thanks, everybody, in here, out there, all around the world. Welcome to the late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Lets get right to it. I want to get these jokes out before trump fires me. laughter the big story is that at 8 00 tonight, donald trump announced his pick for the Supreme Court live from the white house. I will never forget where i was when i heard the news sitting in an edit room inserting this clip into the monologue, because we tape the show at 5 30. laughter are you ready . Trumps scotus nominee is. Federal judge neil gorsuch audience boo stephen you know nothing about him yet. Dont boo yet. Let me say it, and then boo. laughter no surprise he chose him. He is a strict constitutional originalist. That means he rules onl
And musical guests japandroids. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody thank you. Thank you very much. Whats going on . Whats up . Thanks, everybody, in here, out there, all around the world. Welcome to the late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Lets get right to it. I want to get these jokes out before trump fires me. laughter the big story is that at 8 00 tonight, donald trump announced his pick for the Supreme Court live from the white house. I will never forget where i was when i heard the news sitting in an edit room inserting this clip into the monologue, because we tape the show at 5 30. laughter are you ready . Trumps scotus nominee is. Federal judge neil gorsuch audience boo stephen you know nothing about him yet. Dont boo yet. Let me say it, and then boo. laughter no surprise he chose him. He is a strict constitutional originalist. That means he rules onl
And musical guests japandroids. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody thank you. Thank you very much. Whats going on . Whats up . Thanks, everybody, in here, out there, all around the world. Welcome to the late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Lets get right to it. I want to get these jokes out before trump fires me. laughter the big story is that at 8 00 tonight, donald trump announced his pick for the Supreme Court live from the white house. I will never forget where i was when i heard the news sitting in an edit room inserting this clip into the monologue, because we tape the show at 5 30. laughter are you ready . Trumps scotus nominee is. Federal judge neil gorsuch audience boo stephen you know nothing about him yet. Dont boo yet. Let me say it, and then boo. laughter no surprise he chose him. He is a strict constitutional originalist. That means he rules onl
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Crazy ties worn by thousands of white guys . An entire airplane hangar filled with Donald Trumps exwives . . Well see newt, ron and rand, maybe members of the klan . . But no muslims or latinos because i think theyve all been banned . . It will be crazy you cant deny . Its like christmas in july . In cleveland its the finest place youve seena . It can nearly fit each person fired by Carly Fiorina . Its the q, but lets be clear q doesnt stand for queer . Though it really doesnt matter . There arent many of them here it will be crazy . You cant deny its like christmas in july . cheers and applause . . . . . . Stephen and theres so much more in store, because its not one night, its four . So. Reince priebus will campaign huffing paint to ease the pain . And paul ryan will be crying while ben carson juggles brains ted cruz is drinking whiskey . No ones sitting with Chris Christie . And mitt romney bungies in to say does anybody miss me . . Jeb is in the bathroom yelling why . . Its like ch