[eagle caw] stephen tonight, a shirtless fugitive is found in florida by swinging a dead cat. [ laughter ] then i profile an exciting new technology. I hope its an iphone that tells you when to get in line for the new iphone. [ laughter ] and, my guest Jared Diamond has a new book about what we can learn from traditional societies. If its how to hang a gourd off your penis, i got that one covered. [ laughter ] a shipment of 18 human heads showed up at Ohare International airport, when i clearly said i was flying to omaha. [ laughter ] this is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [cheers and applause] welcome to the report. Thank you for joining tonights broadcast. Thank you so much. [crowd chanting stephen ] [cheers and applause] ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much. In here, out there, folks, you can feel the energy in this room tonight because theres one story rocking this nation. A bombshell dropped by my hero, Lance
[cheers and applause] jon thats our show. Here it is your moment of zen. Everybody wants to know what im on. What am i on . Im on my bike busting my ass six hours a [eagle caw] stephen tonight, a shirtless fugitive is found in florida by swinging a dead cat. [ laughter ] then i profile an exciting new technology. I hope its an iphone that tells you when to get in line for the new iphone. [ laughter ] and, my guest Jared Diamond has a new book about what we can learn from traditional societies. If its how to hang a gourd off your penis, i got that one covered. [ laughter ] a shipment of 18 human heads showed up at Ohare International airport, when i clearly said i was flying to omaha. [ laughter ] this is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [cheers and applause] welcome to the report. Thank you for joining tonights broadcast. Thank you so much. [crowd chanting stephen ] [cheers and applause] ladies and gentlemen, thank you
[cheers and applause] jon thats our show. Here it is your moment of zen. Everybody wants to know what im on. What am i on . Im on my bike busting my ass six hours a [eagle caw] stephen tonight, a shirtless fugitive is found in florida by swinging a dead cat. [ laughter ] then i profile an exciting new technology. I hope its an iphone that tells you when to get in line for the new iphone. [ laughter ] and, my guest Jared Diamond has a new book about what we can learn from traditional societies. If its how to hang a gourd off your penis, i got that one covered. [ laughter ] a shipment of 18 human heads showed up at Ohare International airport, when i clearly said i was flying to omaha. [ laughter ] this is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [cheers and applause] welcome to the report. Thank you for joining tonights broadcast. Thank you so much. [crowd chanting stephen ] [cheers and applause] ladies and gentlemen, thank you
[cheers and applause] jon thats our show. Here it is your moment of zen. Everybody wants to know what im on. What am i on . Im on my bike busting my ass six hours a [eagle caw] stephen tonight, a shirtless fugitive is found in florida by swinging a dead cat. [ laughter ] then i profile an exciting new technology. I hope its an iphone that tells you when to get in line for the new iphone. [ laughter ] and, my guest Jared Diamond has a new book about what we can learn from traditional societies. If its how to hang a gourd off your penis, i got that one covered. [ laughter ] a shipment of 18 human heads showed up at Ohare International airport, when i clearly said i was flying to omaha. [ laughter ] this is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [cheers and applause] welcome to the report. Thank you for joining tonights broadcast. Thank you so much. [crowd chanting stephen ] [cheers and applause] ladies and gentlemen, thank you
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