her neighbors across the way are good friends with her. oh, that was cupcakes the day i sent. and they cut out 74 little construction hearts and put them up on the window to see when she woke up. happy birthday, mom. jesse: happy birthday. happy birthday. dana: jail, super max. jesse: yesterday, i told you a story how i let rookie p. polled the audience they did not side with me. not okay to let your dog pee on the traffic cone. 40 percent said okay. i think the poll is rigged. dana: how many of those people have dogs. jesse: exactly. i rigged. you agree with me. polls are rigged. dana perino. also another titillating excerpt from how i saved the world here we go. president trump was a gracious host and gave us a short tour expounding on the history of the white house. we all sat down for dinner and talked for hours. actually i listened. trump was on a roll we imalg us
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it redirects you to our website. while the senator was here i meant toop formally offer that website to him as a parting gift. senator, it s yours to do whatever you want to with it. in the end things got exciting at the end of the interview, taking back the man on dog thing and all of the rest. i totally forgot. now i m making it right. i m officially offering that website to senator santorum. sir, if you would like dog pee can t stop santorum.com it s all yours. we have changed the landing page of that web address so it no longer goes to maddow blog. it goes to watch, it goes to watch. where does it go? it goes to a lot of handsome pictures of rick santorum. there he is in glasses looking good with an american flag. now takes you to handsome pictures of rick santorum. if you want to direct people somewhere else all you have to do is ask. it s all yours.
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