the very beginning, creating an open environment where we are able to express our opinions. he s the father of two love boys who love to crash interviews and meetings asking hard-hitting questions like what s your favorite food. his dog bo would bark until patrick took her outside to play. and while there is a lot we will miss, there is one thing we won t. patrick was the self-proclaimed pun master, which meant only he was allowed to make puns on our scripts. so tonight we are celebrating with our favorite dad jokes, the alphabet has a w. why haven t aliens come to our solar system yet? they read the reviews, it s just one star. life comes at you fast especially when you are an
interviews and meetings asking the hard-hitting questions like what s your favorite food? but his dog bo is not a fan. in fact she often would flag us. and we ve been talking far too long in our meetings by barking until patrick took her outside to play. while there s a lot we will miss, there is one thing we won t. patrick was the self-proclaimed punmaster which meant only he was allowed to make puns on our scripts. so tonight we are celebrating the team s liberation with some of our favorite dad jokes. what s the difference between the cleveland browns and the alphabet? say it with me. the alphabet has a w. why haven t aliens come to our solar system yet? they read the reviews. it s just one star. what can i say? life comes at you fast, especially when you re an ultimate frisbee player out of his prime. now that we re done and we got all the punches out let s get real here for a moment. we are very proud of patrick and very grateful for having him and having worked with him and for h
good morning. i m john muller. i m diana perez. here are some of the top headlines we re following this morning on world news now. egyptian police detained a supreme leader of the muslim brotherhood, facing trial later this month in the killing of eight protesters outside the brotherhood s headquarters in june. new jersey becomes the second state to ban so-called conversion therapy in which counselors try to change the sexual orientation of gay teenagers. california has a similar law. investigators say mechanical problem to blame for a deadly fire in a limousine last may. five nurses were killed when the limousine they were riding in suddenly became engulfed in flames. the friends were celebrating a recent wedding. the white house dog bo has company. the first family welcoming sunny, a portuguese water dog
and, tom, josie had two people she wanted to reach out to as well, right? no? who is your hero who are your two heros? easement barack obama and selena gomez. there you go. all right. shout-out to barack obama and selena gomez. ladies, thanks again. i appreciate your time. bo is getting a new bud. time for the poly sidebar. the first dog bo has a new little sister. president and his family do not a second portuguese water dog named sunny. they are fast friends already. maine s governor is getting heat for shocking comments about the president at a fund-raiser. according to reports he said obama hates white people. the governor s office issued a statement saying anything of that is far-fetched. when the 1972 miami dolphins visit the white house later today they are minus three
selfies, yes, first lady michelle obama took these self portraits of her and first dog bo at the white house over the weekend. the dog days of summer just got a little better. and that s today s summer break. [ ship horn blows ] no, no, no! stop! humans. one day we re coming up with the theory of relativity, the next. not so much. but that s okay you re covered with great ideas like optional better car replacement from liberty mutual insurance. total your car and we give you the money to buy one a model year newer. learn about it at libertymutual.com. liberty mutual insurance. responsibility. what s your policy?