greg: thank you! all right! yeah! let s start! wow. that was amazing. [laughter] i wish i smoked. it s friday, so you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guests. you may recognize him from his feature in average white guy magazine, cohost of fox & friends first, todd piro. [applause] as former miss citrus, she comes freshly squeezed. host of the morgan ortagus show on sirius xm, morgan ortagus! [applause] it s been 12 years since she tested positive for food. new york times best-selling author and fox news contributor, kat timpf! [applause] and the great barrier reef is his loofah. new york times best-selling author, comedian, world champion, tyrus! [applause] before we get to some news stories, let s do this. announcer: greg s leftovers! greg: it s leftovers, where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. as always, it s my first time reading them, so if they suck, we will put joe mackey in a meat grinder and turn them into hot dogs. [laugh
dr pepper guy, we ll bring that next time in the studio. the truth is, to address the question, i have a thing called independent opinions, which has historically been a disqualifying feature for a vice president. but when it comes to my ability to lead this country, i think i m best position to do it from the front. i think we need a leader with fresh legs. i think from the next generation, to reach and lead the next generation of amer americans. and i want to take our america first agenda to the next level, but also reunite this country in the process. i think it s possible to do both of those things at the same time. i don t think securing the southern border or using our military on the border were shutting down large numbers of federal agencies i don t think that the left wing or right-wing idea. i think it s an american idea. some of my policies are unconventional and go the distance i don t think i could do that in a number two seat, and that s what i expect and hope and ask y