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happy new year. i am kat timpf. greg is off today so he asked me to check in and see how your new year s is going so far. not bad? good enough. all take it. we had a great year of shows with some awesome guests. we can t wait to bring you more in 2024. until then let s look back at some of our favorite segments from the past few months. and joy. there is a new marvel movie out. apparently it sucks. i haven t seen it yet because i have better things to do. [ yelling ] the new flick is courtesy of disney who owns the marvel cinematic universe. the real marvel is how each movie they put out is getting worse and worse. the next superhero should be the incredible shrinking box office. the latest offering, the marvels, was the worst opening for a marvel movie ever. even worse than ironman versus little women. they got destroyed in that. in this universe women are as physically strong as men. i m talking actual women, not the ones with 5:00 shadows who can p in the snow. today e
referring to the crime crisis now made it to the front steps of public schools. families afraid to send their children to class. shootings and homicides have surged, 19 students losing their lives over the past year. we will hear from a parent you heard, says a failure to education system in the country and lack of accountability have allowed kids to be more and more violent. i heard him saying i need eight, within six months, i would not vote for him because he said eight years. i say six months. leadership is not entertainment, not virtual signalling, not brand building, leadership is about producing results for the people that you represent. john: friday afternoon with the race for the white house, 2024 republican candidates taking shots at one another and at the democratic party. accusing it of rigging the primary process for president biden. hello, john roberts in washington. welcome back, sandra. sandra: good to be with you, john. a busy afternoon ahead, flori