in the late 1970s, and in the 1980s, when it was much nastier and much worse. greg: interesting. than it is now. it is because the shows suck. [applause] so i went to see company the last musical i went to see and they made everyone mask and the ushers marched up and down the aisles the entire show and screamed at people to mask up and they had giant signs so by the grace of god i didn t get arrested. haven t been back since. but, for example, there is a musical, days of wine and roses, so it s a musical about a film from a film, but it s about alcoholism. and two tickets sunday night, $ $687. greg: wow! just buy a bunch of vodka. boom. greg: boom, there you go. the solution to everything, i
[laughter] [applause] greg: usa boxing has substitute add new transgender policy that allows biological men to compete against biological women. don t laugh. i am a big fan of female boxers. she did my presents at macy s. a florida woman is suing hersheys because the jack-o-lantern shaped candies she bought did not have a face on them like the package. imagine how her kids felt, being raised by a crazy person. bill clinton was named over 50 times in the just released epstein documents. it would have been more but those girls sure can run fast. [applause] [laughter] greg: this week president biden had to be reminded by jill
that was real racist and what we were doing standing shoulder-to-shoulder, all the leaders of the pentagon know. this they knew it was a study, you re taught to focus on merit and your responsibility and then they bury it and don t want to talk about it. greg: yes. [applause] greg: amen. amen. while we re obsessed with so-called extremism in the military, hamas, who attacks, and we were surprised, because we thought the number one threat was inside. absolutely. still on the internet, i m pissed more than usual. [laughter] this is times magazine, have you witnessed far right extremism inside the military and it s a little survey you can
greg: i would take him. he s the worst in a foxhole, i m trying to tell you. see, i m taking a different approach. i m just planning to stay. you guys are going to go mad to get off the island. i have a book on how to build a boat, i m good. how do you know what s on the island? i m going bible, aerosmith, and, i don t know what movie, field of dreams. no, i don t want to cry. something positive. kat: happy gilmore ii. greg: all right. did i ask you? yes, i did. here we go, every day italian, that s good, asks, what is one trend you want to get rid of in 2024? pete? pete: anything tik tok, if i could. if i could [applause] move a magic wand and end that, i would. greg: dagan? kind of hoping that kelsey
guy and taylor swift break up. greg: me, too. my father keeps texting me, he s 87, wanting to know why everybody is obsessed with it. i m like greg: that would be great if they split up and harry split up and they traded, and it would be harry and the quarterback. [laughter] i m going to stop you now. [laughter] you never know. this man, he s a tight end. greg: tight end. tight end, which you should have known anyway. greg: i have been working out. every time he texts me, what are you doing? just watching the game. liar. greg: what trend do you want to get rid of? stop everything, everything is done. no more woke, no social media, nothing, let s just go back to the dark ages. [applause] no cell phones, got to have a