texting and walking. see the guy. it s a bear. can we see that dpen. there s the bear. there s the guy texting looking down. then notes a little something. oh, run away. advice is don t run away. make noise and try to appear as large as possible. texting dude is okay. also bear is okay. tranquilized and transported to the national forest for release back into the wild even if it does have an unsightly ear tag. when you are this close to hoover dam it makes you realize how small a human is. you can t be the town who builds this. you can be the guy that stops something like this. we ve got a project like this waiting for the president s go
off. people trying to make a particular thing take off don t always get their way. sometimes some other force takes hold. it s especially true in a year like 2012. in the wake of important debate between the candidates and it ended up the topic that everybody was talking about was big bird after everything else, after the tens of hundreds of millions of dollars spent to make them talk about whatever they wanted them to talk about, the 2012 race was brought to you by the letter b. things happen. just as this show is brought to you by a huge number of hugely talented and hard working people who do you not see on camera but without whom i could not do what i do. the best staff in all of cable television works on this tv show. i don t know what i did to deserve it but i m grateful for it. i m humbled by their talent. i m nothing without them. none of us wouldn t be here if
ahead supported by republicans and democrats. it provides energy security and up to 130,000 jobs. national republican congressional committee, you nailed me. you got me exactly right. it s uncanny. there is no poop fairy. there s no winged creature ready to sweep out of guy. we have just received word that the simultaneously disillusioning and destructive don t ploobelieve in the poop f campaign is expanding. they are planning to reveal it this spring. way back in 2004 an early it ration of the poop fairy was
greatings from the year 2019. obviously, i m on the moon where newt gingrich is the president of the moon. how can anybody be president of the moon you ask from the past where you live. back when he was just candidate gingrich, president newt not only promised a permanent colony on the moon but the end of the second term but he delayed would be an american colony. he said once he figured out how to get a few thousand americans up here, the moon could then become the 51st state. don t you miss the news when newt gingrich was the front-runner for the republican nomination. that happened in our lifetimes america. he was running first. you think mitt romney will inspire anybody to wear a space costume on a news show. will mitt romney ever reveal his true self via ring tone.