Mind. We just want to say we love you, Merry Christmas and happy life day and dont go over to the dark side like your cousin phil. Now you lay off phil. He just hit a bit of a rush patch. Late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, goodbye internet. Plus adam driver. John earl. With a special holiday performance by featuring and now, live on from the ed sullivan theatre in new york city. It is Stephen Colbert stephen thank you very much. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Hey, everyone. Hey thank you so much. Welcome, welcome to the late show, everybody. I am your host, Stephen Colbert you know, donald trump [ cheers and applause ] stephen thank you very much. Say hello to jeanbaptiste right there and the whole band. [ cheers and applause ] stephen that outfit is amazing. You look like you are wrapped for christmas yourself right there. Yes. Stephen i like the turtleneck, it is very paul newman. I have got to do it and stay classy. Stephen what is happening . Oh, donald trump, donald trump
And now, live on from the ed sullivan theatre in new york city. It is Stephen Colbert stephen thank you very much. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Hey, everyone. Hey thank you so much. Welcome, welcome to the late show, everybody. I am your host, Stephen Colbert you know, donald trump [ cheers and applause ] stephen thank you very much. Say hello to jeanbaptiste right there and the whole band. [ cheers and applause ] stephen that outfit is amazing. You look like you are wrapped for christmas yourself right there. Yes. Stephen i like the turtleneck, it is very paul newman. I have got to do it and stay classy. Stephen what is happening . Oh, donald trump, donald trump as we know our president likes to stay busy looking. And today he held a press conference where he bragged about all of the regulations he is cutting and celebrated with a tweet. In 1960, there were approximately 20,000 pages in the code of federal regulations. Today there are over 185,000 pages. Today, we cut the red tape
That was a great one. He was going to interrupt the show to get him some more. Or, b, the more likely scenario, as hollywood has taught us, when a black president interrupts your show a meteor is headed towards the earth. So i start flipping around. Im flipping around, right . Im flipping around. Its clear all the news people know what this is but they cant say it yet. And this goes on for like a half an hour. Its going to be the president addressing the nation from the east room at the white house. We can only speculate on what that might be. What ive learned from government officials, this is the result of an incident that the United States initiated. We think, we think what . What do we think . A c. I. A. Operation. Can i say overseas . Yes, yes, yes. I can say it had something to do with something overseas. Yes. A brave, serious c. I. A. Operation overseas. Jon can i say that it involves a bearded dialysis patient . Can i say its more extremist than a bread box . No . For gods sake
International panel this morning and i will introduce each of our Panel Members. The first one is a member of the emirate mars Strategic Planning team. The duties are to ensure the impact of good journey to mars will be sustainable, leaving it an everlasting effect. He is also the cofounder of the bowels of show, which is a Youtube Channel aimed at making Science Technology accessible to our youth in that area and has been quite successful. So, said. [applause] next is shooed shirov the readers working not for Human Spaceflight Technology directorate in japan. He received his degree in the special icing and design of intelligent controller for an economist walking robot under microgravity environment. She is currently in charge of the japanese human and nonhuman exploration ive been mainly in the Architectural Design of Space Systems to the moon and mars. [applause] our third panel member this morning is from the palace building a space corporation. He has been the large project Design
Organization explore mars. I knew you could make it. Close enough. We would really have overshot. I will go ahead and announce the next speaker because i dont want to eat into that time. Jim green has asked me to be really short in introductions for him. James greens director of Planetary Science and i think that is saying a lot, since 1979. We have a wonderful international panel, the first one is said of the mars Strategic Planning team. And journey to be sustainable, and also the cofounder. And making Science Technology accessible to our youth in that area and quite successful. [applause] next is chinshareoh, Human Spaceflight Technology director in japan. He received his degree in the Space Systems Engineering Design of an intelligent controller. Or an autonomous working robot under microgravity environment. In charge of the japanese human and nonhuman in the design of Space Systems to the moon and mars. Our third panel member this morning, from the space corporation. Carlo hold a