greg: yes! yes! i agree! i agree! stop it! happy monday, everyone. today jury selection began at hunter biden s glenmore trail and as a welcoming gift of those selected were given if we dined back. [laughter] to make sure it s a jury of his peers we re looking for people were given phony jobs in ukraine, smoke crack in a sensory deprivation tank, had sex with another family member s wife while impregnating a stripper. safari found one. possible witnesses include boulevard and s widow, callie biden, hunter biden s ex-wife kathleen and the gun store clerk in delaware. or as hunter calls it, his dream for some. [laughter] like colors no picture for that guy. over the weekend president biden what seems likely with hunter in delaware. as part of his new workout program called not dying. [laughter] thank you. i had to work hard to get one out of you. [laughter] i wonder if they re going to like these. mexico is officially elected the first ever female president. [applause
happen. greg: what a contrast. trump gets a hero welcome from the ufc while joe goes unnoticed at kfc. [laughter] and what you notice about that ufc crowd? while they re young c. male, healthy, and get this alive. everything the white house hates or lacks. that s why when democrats s say, but trump is a convicted felon, the restaurant in unison say, so? meanwhile the hollywood commode is in full panic mode. check out this headline from the wrap y. higher root hollywood is too exhausted and scared to enjoy trump s conviction. and that s because despite the verdict they feel like trump will still end up president anyway because his base is now beyond fired up. they realize they re like a guy who got a lucky punch in. and the guy that hit was incredible hulk s orange twin brother. and is not just hollywood who realizes this. minnesota congressman dave phillips called on new york