First Put Chip Pads Back on. Happy Monday, Everyone. Monday all right. Over the Weekend, Donald HeuMp held a rally in butleryone pennsylvania, the site of the first assassination atteMpt. Ldallyn he spoke froM behind a p Made of plexiglass, the saMe Materialt. Ke fro they used to b nancy pelosi. Not to be outdone, KaMala Harris Will join The VieW Where the Secret Service Will have Harpoon Guns in case the cast gets hungry. Youre booing. Get hiM out of here. On tuesday, hoWard Stern Onll IntervieW KaMala Harris. Shes Well prepared, having Worked for years under a different Ma tn. Ill. Ill take it. After a seven Monthke it. Investigation, a large shipMent of Elephant Tranquilizer has been seized on long island. No W, hoW Will i sleep . Asks one WoMan. I thought that Was going My Way. A Frontier Jet caught fire during a hard landing at the las vegas airport. The coMpany quickly responded by Announcina Tg theyre back. The sMoking section. In a rare Solo IntervieW earlier tonight, KaMala Ha
Have you . You you wIll all be mIne tonIght. Happy monday, everyone. Okay. Democrats supporter IdentIfIed as ryan ruth was arrested for tryIng to assassInat aree Donals Trump on a Golf Course.whatever happenedsa. AskIng If you can playough through It seems IT Would be assassIn was able to gett jut just a few hundred yards away from trump. Apparently the shooter found the only Golf Course wIth a Slanted Sand Tra tp. Too soon. As You Know, thIs Is the second tIme trump has survIved multIple You K shots and accordr to an expert, hell just need for more lIke that. ImmedIately, pundIts trIed to blame It On trumps rhetorIec regardIng sprIngfIeld, ohIo, but the accused shooter wasntsh. We know thIs because he wasnt eatIng a Cate Accur W now youre loosenIng up. He needed a catch to get started. Of course, the medIa claIms the motIve cats of the Trump Hag Suspect are unknown. But thIs Is stranghee. Hares campaIgn has already asked hIm to moderate the next debate Is stra. Thankfully, the would b
Go doWn to Washington, d. C. The president of the united statet gos. Et youll get him out of bed. Youll Wake him up at 4 00d co in the afternoon. You say, Com Ae on, Come On DoWn to the office. Lets sign a bill. What Di Hare Cappingfice Tha Lat Night . Wait a minute. Im talking noW. Does that sound familiar . My life Was better Whenm Trump Was in office. Ta With kamalas administration, Things havent been so fantastic. A harr voters arent buying What Carmel is selling. The attempt to end my Husbands Lifehusban Was a horrible, distressing experience. NoW the silence around it feelsd heavy and We need to uncover the truth. More secrets from the Secret Service. [ plus, i had surgery. Hopefully nobodys perfect. Certainly not me, certainly not you. Certaiand certainly not donald. But an imperfect donal gonedp St Trump still beats Kamala Harris at her best, and Neitheril Trump or harris Were at their best Last Night. They Were at their very reales t. Kamala Was Well rehearsed, composed, aggre
i got to know them quite well during my time as white house press secretar y, there wasm jim acosta, kaitlan collins, the playboy reporterosta, hyena. lately, they ve had some rather harsh words. former president trump. i mean, he s a hoarder. these horrible stories about hoarding of animals and he was doing the sametoriesof thing with thee classified document hoarding of nuclear secret hoas. os it s almost a kind of gollum in lord of the rings moment.oment. you know, my precious. yes. it s it mys like a hoarding instinct. it s pathological. g in addition to being criminal after wonder, could a presiden t trump unshackled by any opposition, it is somehow use the justice department to imprison his enemies. iison t was really starting to freak me out. is the idea thata that we re non discussing changing the constitution to make it say you cannot be in jail? the well, that part. i mean, i will, because my fear in a government would be that i you know, i m a i m a big
from for the biden documents case from putting his face biden on a milb carton because he s missing in action. where s robert herr? that s a good question, kayleigh, because i have no haveidea. frankly, nobody does. and so you mentioned his name. mostmost a americans didn t know that. robert herr is the guy investigating the joe bide numes classified documents issue. nobody knows. what s going on? and this is one of the fundamental problems that we have when i t comes to donald trump. the wheels of justice, quote unquotjue, turn very, very fast some would say recklessly. l most would say completely out of control and political. but when it comecal. t whens to, when it comes to hillary clinton or any democra t, they turn very, very slowly. verys a lengthy investigation that typically ends up nowhere and on the wrist. and americans aramericane sick . they are turning to 2024. i got to tell you something that worriesomethingt me a lit