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other sport. quit all sports immediately, that way you can start pursuing things to be rich, stuff like mergers and acquisition, electronic defense contracting, commercial real estate development, transportation logistics, aerospace engineering. no limit texas hold em, blackjack and loansharking. wow, that s i awesome! that s right, kids. if you re never going to be starting quarterback, start learning math and beat him to it. it s the school for kids who suck at dodgeball and most other sports! [applause] greg: tyrus, i know you re going to disagree with me, but that video is, in my mind, the absolute truth. if you know at an early age that sports is not for you, screw it. get out, learn a musical instrument, start reading, do something! [cheers and applause] but don t, don t be a pawn, don t be a pawn for another player. don t be a nonplayer character for one guy in your
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