Thank you for coming out. Live, at 11 p. M take a seat, lets do this thing. Im trevor noah. The democratic president ial debate ended just moments ago and we are coming to you live, thats right, we are live, people, an i will prove it the New York Knicks lost tonight. How could i possibly know that if we werent live. Now on a normal night the debates would be the only news anyone would be talking about. But since trump became president there has been no normal night. So today were going to be covering the debate and were going to be covering the blockbuster impeachment hearings that rocked washington d. C. So first up lets get into it. Tonight was the fifth democratic debate and it took place down in atlanta, george go as Tyler Perry Studios where they film neum rouges movies and tv shows. I will be honest, im just glad joe biden made it to the right sound stage because for awhile he was wandering around in the background of other movies t was really awkward, media was like give me one
It wont happen again but, you guys, i oh, stanley, i wish we could take back all the years of abuse, but we cant. Weve learned to overcome it, son, youll see. We love you, son, but we only love you in a platonic way, from now on what the heck are you talking about . Kenny, kenny, were sorry. Where is he . Everythings gonna be all right now, jenny. Come on, lets go home. Huh. Huh. Well, what are you kids gonna do now . I dunno. You guys wanna go build a snow igloo . Sure. Snow igloos kick ass. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central live from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, the daily show with trevor noah presents, cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for coming out. Live, at 11 p. M take a seat, lets do this thing. Im trevor noah. The democratic president ial debate ended just moments ago and we are coming to you live, thats right, we are live, people, an i will prove it the New York Knicks los
And we are coming to you live, thats right, we are live, people, an i will prove it the New York Knicks lost tonight. How could i possibly know that if we werent live. Now on a normal night the debates would be the only news anyone would be talking about. But since trump became president there has been no normal night. So today were going to be covering the debate and were going to be covering the blockbuster impeachment hearings that rocked washington d. C. So first up lets get into it. Tonight was the fifth democratic debate and it took place down in atlanta, george go as Tyler Perry Studios where they film neum rouges movies and tv shows. I will be honest, im just glad joe biden made it to the right sound stage because for awhile he was wandering around in the background of other movies t was really awkward, media was like give me one of those famous massages while you are here, im tired as hell, joe biden. Now at the last debate in october they had 12 disem krats crammed on stage.
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Oakland, and why arent those new license plate readers being used . The license plate readers youre speaking of are actually mounted on the cars, and this is way outdated. Mayor sheng thao answering our questions tonight. More problems with those driverless taxis in San Francisco. Will the city actually stop the expansion for waymo and cruise . Good evening. This is nbc bay area news tonight. Im raj mathai. Were going to get to that late news coming out of maui about one of the Public Officials there in charge of the fire response. But we start here at home. The surprise fbi raid. Nine cops in the east bay arrested by the feds in a scandal thats plagued the Antioch Police department. Fbi agents rounded up officers from both the antioch and pittsburg p. D. This comes after an 18month investigation into an alleged criminal network. Now, during that investigation, the feds seized the officers cell phones and stumbled upon racist and homophobic Text Messages between dozens of Antioch Polic