Zoos across the United States are carrying on the Valentine's Day custom of naming animals and critters after ex-lovers, some of whom may perish in nature's food chain.
Here are a few wildlife institutions that are running naming campaigns if you're looking for a symbolic method to get over a previous flame, want to help zoo ambassadors, or have a Valentine with a ghoulish sense of humour.
Name a Roach at the Bronx Zoo
Zoos throughout the country are continuing the Valentine’s Day tradition of naming animals and critters after exes – some of which will have an unfortunate end in nature’s food chain.