you – hexed the New Year. Oho, it couldn t be as bad as 2020! you quipped, along with 7.8 billion others as the world spun in its approach to perihelion. Well
now look what you ve done: barely a week in and we re back in lockdowns, Resyk is overwhelmed, and QAnon has fan-flicked a fourth instalment to the
Olympus Has Fallen series.
That s all 2021 needs: Gerard Butler in a Jamiroquai buffalo hat. Roll on 2022! you re now saying, effectively extending your hex to 24 months. Well stop it now and get back to working obediently from home, hauling some tea, tofu, and gin back to your bunker so you can simultaneously participate in Dry January, Veganuary, and Ginuary.