children s highchairs. thank god they recalled those, removing the nasty fall i took at applebee s on my 40th birthday. but when something hurts society you ve got to take it off the market. for some reason, however, the view, the only exception, and who can forget my short-lived company, greg s fiery lawn darts? sounded like a good idea. our backyard toys making you yawn? and it s time to set fire to your imagination and your lawn. introducing greg s fiery lawn darts. it s all the danger of 70s toys packed with modern incendiary technology. wow! that s awesome! that s right, kid, and even if you miss the target, you can still set your [bleep] neighbor s yard ablaze. it s fun for the whole family. plus, we will throw in the summers hottest new toy. order now! greg: probably probably shouldn t have sold those during wildfire season. although the upside, without all those stupid trees i can see that my neighbors windows again. the worst in fiery lawn darts, disclaim
It is once again going to feel pretty warm. I will have all of the details very shortly. Its sunday the fifth of may. Good morning to you. Our main story the conservatives have suffered a significant defeat in the West Midlands after losing the regions Mayoral Election to labour. In the closely fought race, andy street, who was seeking a third term in office, lost out to Richard Parker, by a margin ofjust over 1500 votes. The result had been seen as pivotal for Rishi Sunakfollowing One of his partys worst ever performances in this weeks local elections. Our Political Correspondent Damian Grammaticas reports. Parker, richard labour and co operative party, 225590. It was a result that will send a shudder through conservatives. Street, andrew, the Conservative Party candidate, 224082. Labour victorious in the west midland mayoral race by 1508 votes a tiny margin in a region of 2 Million People. One of the conservatives high profile metro mayors andy street toppled. The Labour Leader was t
Erling haaland scores four, as arsenal cruised past bournemouth to go to the top of the Premier League table. Kyren wilson is into his second snooker World Championship final, but who will he play . And it was a frantic finish to a brutal opening day at the giro ditalia, with favourite Tadej Pogacar beaten on the line. Welcome to the programme. It went right down to the final day of the championship to find out who would join leicester in being promoted to the Premier League. Ipswich s 2 0 win over huddersfield means they will play in the top tier next season for the first time in 22 years sparking incredible scenes at portman road. Ben croucher reports. Blue army Out Of The Blue ipswich sjourney this far has confounded expectation and perceived footballing wisdom. Now, after one long season, the final hurdle. Nervous . You wouldnt know it. All they had to do was avoid defeat against relegated huddersfield. Over to you, wes burns. That is the moment that Portland Road craved they were
Arsenal cruise past bournemouth to go four points clear at the top of the Premier League for now, at least. Kyren wilson is into his second snooker World Championship final, but who will he face . And it was a frantic finish to a brutal opening day at the giro ditalia, with favourite Tadej Pogacar beaten on the line. Hello. Welcome to the programme. It went right down to the final day of the championship to find out who would join leicester in being promoted to the Premier League. Ipswich s 2 0 win over huddersfield means they will play in the top tier next season for the first time in 22 years, sparking incredible scenes at portman road. Ben croucher reports. Blue army blue army Out Of The Blue ipswich sjourney this far has confounded expectation and perceived footballing wisdom. Now, after one long season, the final hurdle. Nervous . You wouldnt know it. All they had to do was avoid defeat against relegated huddersfield. Over to you, wes burns. That is the moment that Portland Road c
Shortly. Sunshine. All the details very shortl. , its saturday 4 may. Our main story rishi sunak has insisted the conservatives have Everything To Fight For, despite the party losing nearly half the seats contested in local elections in england. With results expected in several mayoral races today, the tories will be hoping that andy street can cling on as mayor in the West Midlands. Having already won key councils and a decisive by election, labours expected to hold on to most of the regional mayors up for grabs. Our Political Correspondent, harry farley, has the story. Not many smiles around for the conservatives. The party is that for its worst local elections result in years. One result did bring some cheerfor rishi sunak. X t aur cheer for rishi sunak. Your reelected cheer for rishi sunak. Your reelected mayor cheer for rishi sunak. Your reelected mayor of cheer for rishi sunak. Your i reelected mayor of teesside cheer for rishi sunak. Your reelected mayor of Teesside Ben Houchen