We asked our readers to send in their favourite jokes. Thanks to all those who contributed. These are the publishable ones
A polar bear goes to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist peers at him over the desk and says: âWell, the good news is, youâre not bipolar.â â
Anthony Moore
âI didnât see you at camouflage practice early this morning, Corporal Ryan!â âThank you, sir!â â
Thomas Devlin
My mother advised me to put on a fresh pair of socks every day during the winter months. After only four days I couldnât fit into my shoes. â
Sean Begley
A couple are having marital difficulties, and the wife suggests they see a marriage counsellor. At their first session the counsellor asks the couple to explain to each other how they feel about their marriage. The wife says: âWe are at a crossroads. To the left is bitterness, resentment, divorce and a life of unhappiness. To the right is reconciliation, love and lif
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