is jesus funny. alisyn: not many people saw it, the last skit of the night. dave: because they knew people were waiting for that. clayton: the guy playing tebow. he looked like he had the low flow shower head thing going on. let s move the show along a little bit, shall we? coming up on show the water tower has been a fixture in a tennessee community for 15 years and now it s the center of a legal fight thanks to the cross that is sitting on top of it. one resident is furious about it and ready to fight back. he ll be here live on the show. alisyn: parents playing a joke on their own kids giving them some early not cool. alisyn: crappy presents. and it s i don t like this! giving him a jimmy kimmel strikes again and is it hilarious and too cruel?
you pour that next glass of orange juice. put it down. clayton: oh. and with the iowa caucuses around the corner, the g.o.p. candidates no longer playing nice, but will it help or hurt them? our political panel is here next. you don t want to miss that. [ woman ] my boyfriend and i were going on vacation, so i used my citi thank you card to pick up some accessories. a new belt. some nylons. and what girl wouldn t need new shoes? we talked about getting a diamond. but with all the thank you points i ve been earning. .i flew us to the rock i really had in mind.
caucuses. i have many friends in the state, some of them have even called me president of iowa. and why these two particularly big? i think the polls we told you two-thirds of iowa admit they re open to changing their minds. if you wake up this morning and read your biggest newspaper is supporting that mitt romney might take a second look. certainly, bob dole. he is mayor, the president of iowa. dave: if that region he s big, in iowa and kansas. clayton: if two-thirds of the fox are undecided there a lot of the ads are probably carrying weight with them in iowa, which are blanketed across the state and the stump speeches that the candidates are doing, and including on the local newscast. ripping newt gingrich and ron paul yesterday calling newt gingrich the granddaddy of ear marks. take a listen. i would suggest that ear marks, it s a plague, it s a
he always makes clear that he is a supporter of legal immigration and i think the way you frame that, look we re the party of ronald reagan and believe in the shining city on the hall. that city has walls because we have enemies that want to hurt us, but the city that is a gate that s wide open to anyone who wants to come here and build a better life so he needs to have that balanced message. illegal immigration is, we have to oppose it because it s illegal, but we re also welcoming to legal immigration. alisyn: maybe you should be his speech writer that. was a compelling argument there, mark. i m out of that business. alisyn: and also, a bold prediction about the rubio vice-president, we ll see what happens. we ve got the videotape, there s no going back now. excellent. clayton: thanks, mark. alisyn: divorce rates are high and a huge drop in people getting married the at all. why are folks refusing to get hitched? we ll take a look at that next.
an old banana and other kids are like mom, you re stupid. i hate you, we heard i hate you. alisyn: i like the little girl, i do appreciate the gift i just didn t know it would be this. clayton: one girl liked mommies cookies and put a half eaten sandwich. dave: and would come after me and beat me with i m half tempt today try it. dave: we may have to. alisyn: it s possible of the send your comments to ff weekend. if you would. mine is 16 months old if i put a random ball of paper, he would be entertained. dave: how about yours yours miles is a perfect child. clayton: balls of paper for ten years. alisyn: like a kitten. a developing story out of maryland, emergency crews have been working through the night to find a missing boater whose sail boat capsized in the