READER: I had a really bizarre dream last night.
MYSELF: Bizarre you say…how curiously fascinating, yet strangely repellent.
READER: Would you like me to tell you about it?
MYSELF: As long as you don’t mind me checking my Instagram account and my facebook page at the same time.
READER: It was so weird. In the dream I was a giant cockroach, and I was lying in bed…..
MYSELF: Wow! My puppy-drowning video got 37 likes!
READER: ……I was lying in bed watching Prime Minister’s Questions. MPs across the political spectrum began to express serious doubts about the whole idea of leaving the EU. The entire house was a heaving sea of weeping ministers, clutching each other for comfort as the evidence linking Brexit with poverty, famine and numerous other biblical plagues mounted up. American tourists hurled themselves from the public gallery in despair. Just when all seemed lost Liz Truss, the minister for Cheese rose above the swamp of disappointed men like a heroic woode
soften her heart and change her mind. her constituents who dressed up like the grinch and the treasury secretary, people who put on chicken suits, people who held up giant checks cut out to the wealthiest 1%. they stood out side star wars screenings with darth vador costumes with her face on them. they got big groups of people in a room to cold call her. they were then told to go home and they said no. those folks were zip tied and arrested and taken to jail. it s been going on for months all across maine and d.c. people in maine pushing every single pressure point to try to get her to vote no tonight on the republican tax bill. she s one of the few republicans who is seen as a possible get on that vote. suzanne collins has now told them that shooil she ll vote yes