For braving the blistering heat to be here. Man is it hot. This whole country is like a greasedup George Foreman grill and a vikram yoga class. Authorities are urging those in areas where heat is intense to stay indoors, unless you have a chance to catch a wiggly tuft in your neighborhood. Its going to be 96 in philadelphia where the Democratic National convention is happening. The theme for the democrats today was, united together. Which really is the best way to be unite d, together. So much better than being united apart. United together it was not. After the Republican Convention last week dnc was supposed to be the boring one. It was quite the opposite. Every time Hillary Clintons name was mentioned there were boos from Bernie Sanders fans. Some of these people are apparently unaware Bernie Sanders passed away six weeks ago. [ laughter ] even bernie had to ask his supporters to calm down. After a year of telling them not to calm down. Its like chef boyardee telling people to take
Bryan kranston, buses busy fphilipps and a performance by blink 182. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs stephen thanks, everybody thank you so much. Thank you, my friend. cheers and applause . Stephen hey nice to see you. Hey, kris. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Thats all for tonight. Welcome to the late show, im Stephen Colbert, your host for the evening. I want to just thank jake arrieta, kris brient and Anthony Rizzo from the chicago cubs for doing that cold open. Good luck, fellas. And for allowing me to rub their bodies. laughter very fit, very fit. And you can see those guys in baseballs allstar Game Tomorrow Night on another network, that is fox. laughter see, weve been off for a week. Lets see, what happened . Im wearing new glasses. cheers and applause thats kieb of a big story. Kind of a big story. And we were on vacation. And when you go away, you always worry, d
Fphilipps and a performance by blink 182. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs stephen thanks, everybody thank you so much. Thank you, my friend. cheers and applause . Stephen hey nice to see you. Hey, kris. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Thats all for tonight. Welcome to the late show, im Stephen Colbert, your host for the evening. I want to just thank jake arrieta, kris brient and Anthony Rizzo from the chicago cubs for doing that cold open. Good luck, fellas. And for allowing me to rub their bodies. laughter very fit, very fit. And you can see those guys in baseballs allstar Game Tomorrow Night on another network, that is fox. laughter see, weve been off for a week. Lets see, what happened . Im wearing new glasses. cheers and applause thats kieb of a big story. Kind of a big story. And we were on vacation. And when you go away, you always worry, did i leave the oven on . Di
That you had High School Experience with. No way. Jimmy just quickly looking at the screen, does anyone look familiar to you . Dont say who it is if somebody does. Does anybody catch your eye as the person that maybe we dug up . Okay, were going to take a commercial break. When we come back [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Danny Mcbrides blast from the past, well be right back after this [ cheers and applause ] people try to beat time. [scream]. But time always wins. Our greatest fear is running out of time. Theres a bomb in the salsa can we gotta get out of here my phones still charging so if time is the most valuable thing there is, why would you waste more than you have to charging your phone . Why would you waste more than you have to charging your phone . [explosion] [explosion] ahhhhhhhh the galaxy s7 edge, with fast Wireless Charging and our longest lasting battery. And who doesntb then seize the day already. Crabfest is back at red lobster with so many kinds of crab and the most c
Fphilipps and a performance by blink 182. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs i want to just thank jake arrieta, kris brient and Anthony Rizzo from the chicago cubs for doing that cold open. Good luck, fellas. And for allowing me to rub their bodies. laughter very fit, very fit. And you can see those guys in baseballs allstar Game Tomorrow Night on another network, that is fox. laughter see, weve been off for a week. Lets see, what happened . Im wearing new glasses. cheers and applause thats kieb of a big story. Kind of a big story. And we were on vacation. And when you go away, you always worry, did i leave the oven on . Did i lock the back door . Will the country i love appear to eyes . laughter it was very, very rough, just tough week last week. And i dont think theres anyone, really in america, who is not feeling terrible about it right now. And im not sure that there is anythi