Bryan kranston, buses busy fphilipps and a performance by blink 182. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs stephen thanks, everybody thank you so much. Thank you, my friend. cheers and applause . Stephen hey nice to see you. Hey, kris. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Thats all for tonight. Welcome to the late show, im Stephen Colbert, your host for the evening. I want to just thank jake arrieta, kris brient and Anthony Rizzo from the chicago cubs for doing that cold open. Good luck, fellas. And for allowing me to rub their bodies. laughter very fit, very fit. And you can see those guys in baseballs allstar Game Tomorrow Night on another network, that is fox. laughter see, weve been off for a week. Lets see, what happened . Im wearing new glasses. cheers and applause thats kieb of a big story. Kind of a big story. And we were on vacation. And when you go away, you always worry, did i leave the oven on . Did i lock the back door . Will the country i love appear to unravel live in front of my eyes . laughter it was very, very rough, just tough week last week. And i dont think theres anyone, really in america, who is not feeling terrible about it right now. And im not sure that there is anything that i could say that could approach the enormity and complexity of the multiple tragedies that happened last week. So im not going to try right now. But if you would like to see something beautiful, one of our social media producers, heben nigatu started a hashtag carefreeblackkids 2k16. It is really great t is really beautiful t will make you smile to see these children happy. So check it out. And you know what, add your own. All right . What else is happening. What else is happening in the world, or, anybody here playing pokemon go . cheers and applause . Stephen for those of you without dont know, you playing any pokemon go, jon. Jon no, i friend of mine is playing it. Stephen its cool, right. Jon i like it, but you have to move a lot. Stephen you do, you have to move. Jon when i was coming up, we had cards. I used to trade the cards. With the shiny part on the cards. Stephen when i was a child we had cards too and we played things like go fish. A different type of cards, slightly older than you are. Slightly. Did you play a lot of pokemon. I did, i liked the cartoon show a lot though. I used to watch the show. Pikachu. Stephen yeah. I think you might be a pokemon, i think you might be anyway, for those of you that dont know, this new thing, it is a video game where you walk around and you look at your phone which is using its camera, and you look at your phone and in the real world, you see little pokemon like this fella sitting on a rock in central park. And it is revolutionized the way people almost get hit by cars stairing at their phones. laughter they true based on a true story. Its called augmented reality because right now anything is better than actual reality. applause thats true. Now as jon was saying, you have to be walking to use the app, meaning developers have now done the impossible. Designed a game that you cannot play on the toilet. laughter while pokemon go is getting people excited, it is also causing some users to complain about fatigue and soar legs. Okay, pokemon players, do not be alarmed, that is a symptom of a condition known as walking. And it is curable. It is curable. This thing is huge, okay. Everybody is playing it, in all the media. And i want in on the pokemania right now. So tonight cheers and applause . Stephen yeah, were all applauding and thank you for applauding something, you dont even know what i am going to say. Were introducing tonight our own collectible creatures right here on the late show. Of course pokemon is short for pocket monsters. So were calling ours trob gobs, which is short for trowser goblins. Trowser goblin, trob gobs. Now where does the b in trob come from, youre asking, its trowser, why trob, well, the b is from goblins, it just comes early. You put it in the first word and it appears if goblin later. It also might be a mixture of trowser and throb, im not entirely sure. Whatever it is, keep your eyes peeled during this show all week because we will have hidden appearances from all your favorite trob gobs like prawnquistador and gimpapotamus. Everybody loves gimpapotamus, very popular. Jon that is a classic, favorite. Stephen got to catch them all, got to catch them all. cheers and applause now if you saw one on the show, take a screen shot and tweet it at me with the hashtag trob gobs. Who knows, maybe something will happen if you do that, never know, we just started. Hey, heres something that happened. Last tuesday the fbi issued its review of Hillary Clintons use of private email server. And the big headline is hill roe will not be indicted. But she might yeah, hold off. She might be embarrassed because she was slightly caught with her hand in the, you know, stretching she lied. She lied a lot. She said under oath that she returned all of her work emails to the state department. But the fbi said yes, thats true except for the thousands you didnt. laughter she also claimed repeatedly over the last year that she never emailed any classified material, but the fbi said, and i quawt, yay huh. And will are, there is a list, like ten things she said she did or didnt do, that she didnt or did do. And at this point i dont know if anything she says is true. I mean after all, was she lying when she said this. Secretary clinton, thank you so much for talking to me today. Its great to be here with you. laughter . Stephen was it . Was it great to be here with me . I find that hard to believe. But you know what, maybe she can union fie the country through her dishonesty. After all, the people who hate her say shes always lying. While her supporters say shes always lying. But you know who i believe can union fie this country . Jon batiste and stay human, everybody. Say hi applause . cheers and applause . Stephen hey. So honestly, jon, what do you think of the new glasses . Stephen i really like. Jon i really like thment. You got a good vibe. Stephen what is the vibe, does it make me seem smarter. Does it make me seem younger . What is the vibe . And theres no right answer, jon, you can be honest. What is the vibe . Jon the vibe is it matches your hair. laughter . Stephen thats not a vibe. Jon thats a good vibe. You dont see that all the time. Where the hair and the glasses are sin cronnized, you know . And then when you got it happening like that, it changes your vibe. Stephen okay. My last glasses had no frames. Jon right. Stephen so to match i would have had to have shaved my head. Jon thats right. Stephen this is much easier. Before we go any further i want to take a second here, are we doing it over here . We were just talking about Hillary Clinton and you know, having some fun with the idea that she wasnt honest. But i just want to revisit that for one second. Because you know, while she may have, you know, not necessarily told the truth about what her email server, where it was, how it was used, whether it could be hacked, any of that stuff, i think we have to understand, if im honest with myself, that secretary clinton only used that private server because she knew her political enemy was put her entire life under a microscope, as they always have, the last 25 years. And i mean, its natural to expect that she would want to protect you know what, [bleep] it, i got to take the gloves off. Stephen round one, ding ding. Secretary clinton, you are so untrust worthy that beyonce is working on a concept album about you. Come on come on, hillary. You knew that people think youre untrust worthy and then you did something untrust worthy . Thats like richard gere going to the pet store and hovering around the gerbil aisle. Okay. You look so shady right now that fifa wants to hire hire you. Secretary clinton, secretary clinton, youre so reckless on the internet that aol has asked for its 43 hours back. I mean, how top secret . I dont think you should be allowed to handle pop secret. I wouldnt trust you with secret deodorant. Secretary clinton, you lied so much that kids are now chanting liar, liar, pantsuit on fire. Youre so bad i cant believe you are so bad at running for president that i almost remembered who Martin Omalley is. Since you are obviously bad at lying, let me show you how to do it. I trust Hillary Clinton. You were so vulnerable to hackers, you might want to check your email servers for fortune cookies because i am guessing there has been a lot of chinese takeout. Youre so bad at running for president , that the only person you could beat is donald trump. laughter yeah youre so dishonest, hillary 16 is the number of times you have told the truth. Well be right back with bryan kranston cheers and applause is changing the oil. vo its surprising what people would rather do than deal with retirement. Pressurewashing the. Roses. Aerating the lawn vo but with nationwide its no big deal. Okay, your Retirement Plan is all set. Nationwide . Awesome. Nice neighborhood. Nationwide is on your side get, get, shooo hey out out get, get, get arrrrrgh did you find everything okay, sir. . panting whaaaaat. . Have a good day, sir Bud Light Party here to discuss equal pay. Women dont get paid as much as men and that is wrong. And we have to pay more for the same stuff. What . Yeah. Cars. What . 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Welcome back, everybody, my first guest tonight is the emmy and toneddee awardwinning star of stage and screen and for the record he is also an excellent discoroller skater, please welcome americas sweetheart Bryan Cranston. cheers and applause this say beautiful theater. Stephen isnt it beautiful. Just gorgeous. Stephen i cant believe how lucky we are be to in this theater. Did you get rid of all the ghosts though . Stephen oh no, no, no. We this all union, you cant get rid of them. That say nice ghost job. Stephen nice to see you. You too. Stephen did you get time off, does Bryan Cranston ever get time off. I have a little beachhouse in california and there is a beautiful Little Community up there that we live in. And we have a chili cookoff and the kids paint their faces and ride down the one street, you know, and guys on stilts. Stephen Norman Rockwell paints portraits every day. Exactly. Stephen for the fourth, are you allowed to have fireworks or anything like that bus im from South Carolina which is like, hey, come blow your fingers off t is fun. That is the state moto. It sounds better in latin. It fits perfectly on the license plate. The first year that we bought this little place i wanted to extend a thank you to my neighbors who were so kind. And the fourth of july was coming up. And i thought i am going to buy and secretly ship to california 700 worth of fireworks. Stephen where did you get them . I bought them in new mexico when i was doing this show called breaking bad. Stephen i have heard of it. cheers and applause . Stephen you gave me the scary look there. Thats the look. There it is, okay. Uhhuh. So i smuggled it into california and i thought, during our chili cookoff, i forgot to tell the rest of the folks, hey were having fireworks. Come on over or see them from the patio. They will see them anyway. So i was setting up, my whole thing. I got the punk light, you know, everything ised are. And i got my family out there in the chairs. And i said im going to wait until it gets dark. It gets dark. I heard there were some other fireworks so i will just alternate. I dont want to take over the show. So i light one. laughter all right, binge. Ee, h, its like oh, down the road they start their fireworks. Boom, boom, boom i mean real fireworks. They must have spent 20,000 on the fireworks. So my family is left to just ridicule me. And just laugh and say come on, bryan, lit some more, light some more. Stephen some of them have really great names for the fireworks like where i come from, they all have like civil war connotations like the bundles fireworks you might say dikesies revenge or Something Like that on the side. Or the battle of fort sumpster, this time we win. Did you do anything else to celebrate like. We also have a beach games. Which is so much fun. Where kids and adults get a Team Together and they, there is a swim, there is a paddle. Stephen like an ironman. A kayak. And there is rolling a huge beach ball down. Its fun. Stephen i think this is what the within the fore fathers did. Stephen no, the navy seals. And then the navy ceilings also stopped for a watermelon eating contest. Powering through that. And i was the anchor leg on my team. We a essentialed a team of mi daughter and neice and her friend called masters of stupidity. And i do want to go on record to say we werent amateurs at stupidity. Stephen sure, sure. You put a lot of training too it. Yes. So i grabbed the board, its a paddle board, surfboard, you got to paddle around a buoy and come back. Im going like crazy. I just recently found out have i arthritis in both shoulders as im going out there, im going why why . Its so painful. Stephen but you have to put up with it. So painful. I disn know why i didnt think of this. Are you going to paddle out there. Yeah, yeah, so im paddling out there, and im in such pain and i look up and i see this wave come at me. And its like oh no. No so i preparing to dive under the wave but hi this surfboard which i didnt leash because there is no time in a race. And so i dive under with the surfboard, surfboard goes flying, nearly hits a couple kids. And theyre looking at me like, really . Thats what you brought to the picnic here, really . So weacame in last place. Stephen oh. And we retained our title of masters of stupidity. Stephen sure, excellent, congratulations. Thank you. Stephen congratulations. applause . Stephen sorry to hear about your shoulders, though. Anything can be done for that. Amputee. I could just no, its just 60 years old. Stephen you just celebrated your 60th birthday. I did. Stephen wow, great. Are you embracing the 60ness of being 60 . You look fantastic for 60. You think so. Stephen for any age. But for 60. Im embracing it. I have realized that once you hit 60, you want to do everything that you didnt want to do when you were younger. Take a nap. Take a bath. You know. Stephen im the one who knocks has become im the one without naps. A little sleepy eyed. Stephen is bathing and old thing to do because i love bathing. Am i old because i like to bathe . I didnt realize that showering took that much effort. I would say it takes more time, so it is luxurious, right. And if you have time to luxor yait, you know, what are you not doing. I dont know, i was raised, you know, work, work, work, working class mentality, get in the shower, get out of the shower, lets go. Stephen in the new movie the infiltrator you are playing a real person named robert mazur, a guy who infiltrates the colombian car tell. Thats right. Stephen and this guy was taking his life in his hands. Yeah, he was an Undercover Police officer with customs. And for two and a half years he went undercover laundering money for the car tell. Actually having to do that crime in order to get deeper and deeper kked to the cartel. And once they got up as high as Pablo Escobars lawyer, and the other thing that they did that was so effective is that it brought down the 7th largest bank in the world at the time, bcci. Do you remember that . Stephen nope. Okay. Well, youre not 60. laughter cuz i remember. Stephen i remember now, yeah. I need to get one of those horns, you know. And its amazing. Stephen one of the bickest drug busts of all time. 85 arrests within two hours. And it really took a dent out of the cartel. What really fascinated me about mazurs story is that he was undercover in tampa bay area. And he also lived in tampa. So he would check out, finish for the day being this undercover bad guy, and go home and be bob mazur who was a dad and a father and helped the kids with homework, take out the trash and do normal things. Stephen did you meet him . Oh yeah, in fact, hes here. Hes here. I cant point him out. His safety is paramount. Stephen still. Oh yeah, yeah. Stephen almost 30 years ago. He wont allow himself to be photographed or videotaped or anything like that because he put 85 bad guys in jail. And they dont forget. Stephen hes in danger all the time. There is a certain amount of danger. He hides in public. Stephen are we in danger because hes here now. Were at a red level. Stephen there a clip here where the deal that he is making with the Colombian Cartel is in a little bit of a hiccup because all the funds have been frozen by the reagan administration. Thats right. Stephen and your character cannot actually give them their money back and thats a problem. Thats right. I need to return this money to them or else it is not good news for bob mazur. Stephen jim. The 10 million is frozen which is actually Pablo Escobars money and he doesnt give a rats ass that our government did it he wants his money and its not going to be over until they give it. The Senate Investigation into noriega, you are not getting the money t went through panama, frozen is frozen. Accept it. Our operation. We need you to fix this for us. How am i going to fix this . Want me to call sam. John, could you drop your investigation that the president sanctioned because my friend bobs getting really upset. Reagan wants noriega hes, ass. You know what said, thats not a that keeps you alive, my friend, okay. Why did you say that for. Did he threaten you . No. Did he put your neck in the noose. No, and he squeezed it, no, he didnt, roberto didnt say that,nd we sant ta that with its its escobar. Wait a secretary, bob, are you in danger from pan lo escobar if his money doesnt come through . cheers and applause . Stephen mr. Mazur, wherever are you, stay safe and well be right back with more Bryan Cranston. applause when you dont get enough sleep. And your body aches. Youre not yourself. Tylenol® pm relieves pain and helps you fall fast asleep and stay asleep. We give you a better night. Youre a better you all day. Tylenol®. Srs welcome back, everybody. Heres here with our friend Bryan Cranston. Now bryan, i dont know if its any secret that im one of your biggest fans, you one of the things i love about you, you play complex, multifa setted characters like walter white or Donald Trumbo or robert mazur in the new movie the infiltrator. Thank you. I love the subtlety and complexity that you reveal things. Thank you for say thatting, i have been very fortunate to play these complex characters and i love how they subtly reveal themselves to the audience. Stephen of course i think the test of a great actor is can you play the opposite, a poorly written character, that just kind of like walks in and awkwardly announces his entire back story. laughter do you think you could handle Something Like that . I think i was born thinking i could i can handle that. Stephen well, thats great to hear. Thats great to hear. cheers and applause why is that . Stephen why . Why is that . I will tell you why that is. Because this is the late show presents too much exposition theatre. The late show begins too much exposition theatre. applause whats this . I havent had a visiter since being betrayed by my deef yution half brother betram chevaliers who chorus girl moreit had a torrid affair with my late mother on the beaches of marrakesh. Hello, it is i better ddz ram chevalier. Dispicible half brother of heathcliff sharmopoulos. And you know i ran off with beat ris longfeather who a you ban doned in that mineshaft in bud a pest. Stephen i had no choice after the two of you pistol whipped my beekeeper higgins mctavish and convinced his stepdaughter audrey to join that hungarian nunnery. Well, audrey had nary a choice after contracting mall ar why mall aria on a can u can u trip to cicely and losing her rare stamp collection in that subterranean poker game. I trust that you refer to the same poker game in which our third cousin lucrecia threw her glass eye at that corsican matador. She had to distrack him les he find out about your deadly bee allergy which kept you from asking the hand of audrey mctavish. The aforementioned beekeepers daughter. Yes. After she left, you fell into deep despair, from which you are just now only becoming to see a glimmer of hope. Hope, that was crushed the moment you heard my knock on the door. Well, lets cut this bit of casual but very informative chitchattery. Tell me, what brings you here . Are you finally going to assert your right to the dukedom to fund your opium ring in cav iristan. Nay, nay, i say nay. Are you man on a horse. I just came to return your dustbuster. Oh. There you are. Thanks, much, when did you borrow this. Let me see, i cant really remember. Oh, all right. Okay, bye. Bye. All right. Wants wait. Come back. Theres something you should know. What is that . Look over there. Yes. laughter cheers and applause oh, much better. The infiltrator, a film that stars Bryan Cranston is in theater this wednesday. Yns yes, it is. Stephen Bryan Cranston, everybody. Well be right back with busy philipps. This is the lincoln summer invitation, hurry in now to your dealer for limited time offers lease an mkx for 349 a month or get 0 apr for 60 months and Just Announced 1,000 summer invitation bonus. Trust number one doctor recommended dulcolax constipated . Use dulcolax tablets for gentle overnight relief suppositories for relief in minutes and stool softeners for comfortable relief of hard stools. Dulcolax, designed for dependable relief ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh what are we ahhhing about . My money, its gone thats just bad security you know. I know, the new pcs are so secure, you can use your face as your password. And yet here you are, in a truck full of money with no money. You know about it. Now do something about it. Upgrade to a new pc. 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Hepatitis b, are prone to infections,. Or have flulike symptoms or sores. Dont start humira if you have an infection. If youre still just managing your symptoms, ask your gastroenterologist about humira. With humira, remission is possible. Stephen hey. Welcome back, everybody. You know my next guest from her roles on freaks and geeks, dahsons creek and cougartown, she now stars in the new comedy vice principals. Hello, gale. Youre late. Just had a really good run, you missed it. Actually i saw it when i was walking up what about yourself. Hey, janelle, good job, good job. Keep your heels down. Keep your heels however you want, focus on yourself, not on negative people trying to get in eur life to tell you how to do things. So i hear you got the principal job today. Cool. You admit it. I actually dont care at all. You done care, sure you dont care. Of course you are care. Youre right, neil, im always think being you. Youre right, i forgot its all about you. Stephen please welcome busy philipps. applause so good to see you again. Thank you. Hi hey. Hi. So nice to see you. Nice so see you again. Now the thing is we met a couple of times, we have actually hung out. We partied. Hung out, you and your lovely husband mark. Yes, thats true. We met a mutual friends beachhouse. I feel like people are like what, they know each other, how this refriends. We kind of know each other because we have mutual friends. You have shown up a couple of times at a party have i been at. Thats true. Weve kind of graf taited to each other and drank a fair amount of win together. You and my husband really like each other which is not uncommon. He is my better half and people really enjoy his company, as do i. But yes, we loved our rose together. As a matter of fact, every time im with you, we drink this, some rose wine together. No, this is, so i thought maybe tonight applause you got. Would you like. Yes. Would you like a little bit of this. It is an angelinos rose. Yes, you informed me that this wine is made by brad and angelina and it is really good. You can buy it at whole foods. Its everything you want in a rose. And its made from the tears of less attractive people. There you go. Cheesier. Cheesier. Thanks for having me. Oh. It so nice, you guys. Stephen its like im back on the island. I know. Stephen so what are you doing, you are on vacation, i happen to know are you in the middle of a month long vacation. Okay so vice principals is the show were all very excited about, Danny Mcbrides new show that starts airing on hbo. applause on the 17th of july. We shot it in charleston. Stephen i know, i was so excited to find out something that good was being made in my hometown. And we were there for we shot two seasons, 18 episode consecutively, all at one time so we were there for about eight months. 18 shows. Yeah. We do 202 of them a year. I know. Stephen 18, are you okay . Are you okay . Do you need some more wine. It was hard, stephen. Stephen i know, its hard. You have to live in charleston, South Carolina, and be in show business, sounds really hard. Heres the thing, normally i feel like actors complain about having to travel for that i job. We all fell completely in love with charleston. Stephen its the greatest city in the world. Yes, and if you dont know there are all these beaches and outer lying sort of islands that you can get houses on. So we all got houses on the same island and when we werent working, it was kind of just like summer camp and we would hang out. And we had like the most magical summer of our lives. And i have two young daughters. And they fell in love with the town, made local friends. And so i said lets just go back for a month next summer and have vacation there. Stephen not just you, other cast members. So then i put the word out and then Danny Mcbride and his wife got a house again. And one of our producers. And then one of our it was just that it was just like we were getting the gang back together. Stephen can i say your childrens names, is that kosher. Sure. Stephen cricket and. Birdie. Stephen i half your childrens names. The most adorable girls within thank you. I know, sometimes i get flak for their names being unusual but then i am like my name is busy, so what are you going to what, am i going to name her lucy. Stephen did you like the busy town books. Richard scary. I have them all, i love that. Stephen did you think maybe it was about you as a child . No, but i did think little miss busy, you know those little miss books. Stephen nope. Or little miss happy or little miss theyre nodding, they know, stephen. I thought that little miss busy was about me when i was a little girl. It wasnt. Stephen is your name actually busy. My name, my given name is elizabeth. And my parents started calling me busy in my baby book by the time im four months old. Theyve just changed it to busy and then i never lyully changed my name so it does get a little confusing when im flying and people book airline particulars for me under busy fill insurance and i get to the airport and we have to go through a whole ker enough kerfuffle. Stephen you just go im in show business. Its my stage name. If not, i should i should legally change my name, you guys. Because i feel cheers and applause maybe i should i just apply to legally change it. Stephen if you say it on a late night talk show your name is legally changed. St a legal allious aliases. Stephen im sometimes fan tom. Did you just give a what your aliases for when you stay in hotels am you have to change it. Stephen by the way, the show is great. Vice principals. Did you have any problem with Authority Figures in your school, like with your vice principal . Yeah, my vice principal hated me. Hated me. And its been, you guy, i graduated quite awhile ago and its still to this day haunts me. She really didnt like me. And she didnt want me to graduate. She accused me of cheating. She. Stephen did you cheat. I swear to you, here are two things about me, we hung out a bit but you might not know this. I do not cheat and have i never stolen anything in my life. applause i mean i dont know if thats i dont know if we should applaud that. I feel like thats just. Stephen you got applause for not being a thief. But i mean i have never taken i feel really, i have this. Stephen i stole this. You did it. Stephen cheers, congratulations on the new show. See you down in charleston, busy philipps, vice principals premiers this sunday on hbo. Now dont go a what what. We a performance by blink 182. Their new album just hit number one on the billboard charts. Dont go away. Cheesier. The green car because i like fuel efficiency. What if there was a car company that received all of these awards. One company won an award in all these . Chevy. Ahhhh chevy. 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Cheesier plaws cheers theres an echo pulling out the meaning rescuing a nightmare from a dream the voices in my head are always screaming that none of this means anything to me and its a long way back from seventeen the whispers turn into a scream and i im not coming home save your breath, im nearly bored to death and fading fast life is too short to last long back on earth im broken lost and cold and fading fast life is too short to last long theres a stranger staring at the ceiling rescuing a tiger from a tree the pictures in her head are always dreaming each of them means everything to me and its a long way back from seventeen the whispers turn into a scream and i im not coming home save your breath, im nearly bored to death and fading fast life is too short to last long lost and cold and fading fast life is too short to last long ohohoh ohohoh ohohoh i think i met her at the minute that the rhythm was set down i said im sorry im a bit of a let down but all my friends are daring me to come over so i come over and over and over so let me buy you a drink and well pretend that you think that im the man of your dreams come to life in a dive bar and well go over and over and over and well go over and over and over and well go over and over and over and well go over and over and over save your breath, im nearly bored to death and fading fast life is too short to last long back on earth im broken lost and cold and fading fast life is too short to last long ohohoh ohohoh ohohoh ohohoh ohohoh life is too short to last long ohohoh ohohoh ohohoh ohohoh ohohoh cheers and applause thank you very much. Stephen blink 182s new album, california is available right now. Well be right back. Everybody. ,,,,,,,,, stephen thats it for the late show, tune in tomorrow, my guests will be nicholas hoult, John Turturro and brett baier. Stick around for james cord on corden with his guests mindy kaling and gordon ramsay. Good captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org reggie are you ready yall to have some fun . And feel the love tonight. Dont you worry about where it comes from. Its the late, late show. Ladies and gentlemen, all the way from kennebunkport, give it up for your host, the wonderful, the only, ja