Jennifer hello, Everyone Welcome to Jimmy Kimmel Live. [ cheers and applause ] okay, okay. Shut up i am your guest host for the night, Jennifer Lawrence. I am the fourth and final guest host of the week. Jimmy will be back on monday, so until then, it is up to me to save health care. [ laughter ] as i was getting ready for the show this afternoon i suddenly got very nervous about hosting. Then i remembered the advice my mom gave me about overcoming stage fright. So i drank an entire box of chardonnay and i feel much better. [ cheers and applause ] it was an honor to be asked to fill in for jimmy tonight. I was so excited to do this, i told the producers, i dont even want my money for this. And they said, no, jennifer, we insist on paying you. 29 less than the male guest hosts. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i know it might be weird to see me up here. I am an mtv best kiss award winner. [ laughter ] but i really am a regular person, i dont get caught up in all the celebrity bs, i
Jennifer hello, Everyone Welcome to Jimmy Kimmel Live. [ cheers and applause ] okay, okay. Shut up i am your guest host for the night, Jennifer Lawrence. I am the fourth and final guest host of the week. Jimmy will be back on monday, so until then, it is up to me to save health care. [ laughter ] as i was getting ready for the show this afternoon i suddenly got very nervous about hosting. Then i remembered the advice my mom gave me about overcoming stage fright. So i drank an entire box of chardonnay and i feel much better. [ cheers and applause ] it was an honor to be asked to fill in for jimmy tonight. I was so excited to do this, i told the producers, i dont even want my money for this. And they said, no, jennifer, we insist on paying you. 29 less than the male guest hosts. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i know it might be weird to see me up here. I am an mtv best kiss award winner. [ laughter ] but i really am a regular person, i dont get caught up in all the celebrity bs, i
Anyone here from hermany tonight . Any her manians . I was off last week. Officially i was off because my son billy was supposed to have a heart surgery but we had to postpone it because we all had colds in the house. Truth i was waiting in line for the new iphone all week. Then i spent the weekend trying to figure out how to type the letter i in my phone without a weird symbol and the letter a popping up all the time. Anyway, my son is doing fine. I want to thank everyone who filled in for me. Some list of guest hosts last week, jennifer lawrence, channing tatum, dave grohl, shaquille oneal, i want to thank shaq twice because hes enormous. Weird sitting home and watching other people host the show. And you guillermo, you cheated on me. Guillermo sorry, jimmy, wont happen again. Jimmy good to have time at home with the kids, but there is such a thing as too much time at home with the kids. Last night at 6 00 p. M. I reach that limit. My daughter jane refuses to eat anything. Shes 3 yea
Anyone here from hermany tonight . Any her manians . I was off last week. Officially i was off because my son billy was supposed to have a heart surgery but we had to postpone it because we all had colds in the house. Truth i was waiting in line for the new iphone all week. Then i spent the weekend trying to figure out how to type the letter i in my phone without a weird symbol and the letter a popping up all the time. Anyway, my son is doing fine. I want to thank everyone who filled in for me. Some list of guest hosts last week, jennifer lawrence, channing tatum, dave grohl, shaquille oneal, i want to thank shaq twice because hes enormous. Weird sitting home and watching other people host tagain. Jimmy good to have time at home with the kids, but there is such a thing as too much time at home with the kids. Last night at 6 00 p. M. I reach that limit. My daughter jane refuses to eat anything. Shes 3 years old. Its hollywood. Shes concerned about her weight. That was a joke. Dont tweet
Musics biggest night. The cmas if you dont know are kind of like the vmas with bit clothes. The singers have clothes on and they sing also. Did you know, this is interesting, did you know that if your first name is kenny or keith, you are legally required to go into Country Music . Its true. [ laughter ] one guy got arrested, you know. We have some Country Music for you tonight from luke combs. Luke was both a presenter and a nominee at the cma awards tonight. [ cheers and applause ] this is interesting. The moment luke got out of the show we loaded him into a rocket, a real rocket, we fired it from nashville. 12 minutes later it landed in the ocean next to the santa monica pier. We put him in a car. The car took almost three hours to get here from santa monica. [ laughter ] the rocket was fast and luke is here for the show tonight. Thank you for providing us that. In honor of the cma awards, a brandnew Country Music edition of mean tweets if youre into that sort of thing. Tweets are a