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Thats right. Didnt see that coming. I am tom shillue in for greg gutfeld, it is friday, and you know what that means. Lets welcome tonights guests. More than meets the eye because hes wearing spanx, comedian joe. Fox an friends first, the New York Giants second and his family third, host todd piro. She is sleek, bleak but never meek New York Times best selling author, kat timpf. And no one will ever sneak through this wall, New York Times best selling aut author,. Okay, before we get to some news stories, lets do this. Gregs leftovers. Yes, its leftovers where i read the jokes we didnt get to this week, just like when greg does it its my first time reading these. President biden had his annual physical. Doctors said he is in great shape for a man of his age and pronounced his death as my first time reading these. And pronounced his time of death 11 45 a. M. October 14th at numbers. A florida woman was arrested after allegedly spiking her boyfriends tea with bleach. He we dame suspiciou
spacey s lab. guy benson is here. [ applause ] he s been behind more bars than a felon. hosted bar rescue, john tapper. [ applause ] he s so sage that it is hard to disengage. walter curnow is in the house. and fox news contributor kat timpf. [ applause ] before we get to friday, it is time for this. greg s left over. it is my first time reading these. who thought it was a good idea to let a community college guy reads on national television. buckle up, kids, here we go. a white activist was accused of cultural appropriation after pretending to be arab, south asian, and latin. if found guilty, she will be sent to the massachusetts senate. [ applause ] good job, team. tiger woods was in hot water this week for giving justin thomas a tampon. it is entirely possible because leah thomas still has her golf balls. good night, everybody! jeffery epstein s e-mail to a banking executive using disney s princesses. epstein previously used musical notes but he never showed a
will be needed. i don t think i have ever experienced weather like that here before. it feels like we re on different continent. over here this city gets over certain temperature and it has been brutal. a british man has reportedly died, believed to be volunteering in ukraine he was taken prisoner along with another man back in april. coming up we will be talking to ukrainian grain, with the mp from edessa who represents constituents in a port city by the black sea. hello wherever you are in the uk or if you are watching on public service broadcast then united states or anywhere else in the world thank you forjoining us it is a pleasure to have your company. we begin this hourin to have your company. we begin this hour in the uk with the five remaining candidates in the conservative party taking part in a live debate before the vote next week. then it ll be up to conservative party members to decide the new leader and prime minister. prime minister, here is what some of the c
the cbs evening news starts now. the nation s highest court rejects an effort to limit the use of the widely-used abortion pill mifepristone. good evening. i m norah o donnell, and thank you for being with us. the implications are enormous. medications are now the most common way to end a pregnancy, and some providers send them by mail to states that have limited or banned abortions. the decision comes on the same day that senate republicans blocked legislation that would protect access for in vitro fertilization and other fertility treatments. democrats brought this bill to the floor because they are trying to make the battle over reproductive rights a centerpiece of the debate this election year. cbs s jan crawford is at the supreme court with why all nine justices on this divided court agreed on this ruling. my body! my mind! reporter: finding common ground in a divisive case, the supreme court refused to roll back access to the abortion pill mifepristone, saying a g