From our Bureau of Morally Deranged Travelers with some assistance from our Bureau of Slight Increases in the Income of Professional Mammies Canadians took the gold medal in the Morally Deranged Olympics again last month, as they have for way too many years, scoring 127,172 contributors to the coffers of Castro, Inc. Russians won silver,
From our Bureau of Very Creative Excuses with some assistance from our Bureau of Yo-Yo Remorse and our Bureau of Yo-Yo Desvergüenza Ay! This is one of the most pathetic migration stories to come out of Cuba in a long time. A guy struggles mightily to flee Cuba via Nicaragua, then is granted asylum by