connoisseur, you know well that you basically smoke or you shoot crack. you don t eat it. does the president not know this? does he need someone in the media to tell him this? yeah, i m not the right person. seriously, i mean, no. i just, i feel really bad because he s completely avoiding the big issue, which is the artery-clogging butter that s actually in those crust pies, diabetes from all the sugar, and sugar has the same chemical effect on the brain as crack. i m not sure i just said that. i think we should check on that. there s no crack in michelle s pies. you can tell the difference. yes. that s the funniest part of the whole sound bite. where michelle has to make it clear, there s no crack in our pies. you were so close. oh, honey, you almost fainted. one more on twitter is going to make a really inappropriate