from coast-to-coast our schools are toast. is time once again for. our education system sucks. it s funny, because it spelled incorrectly. have you heard about equitable grading? i haven t because i m not allowed within 100 feet of a school. they still refuse to believe i drive an ice cream truck. but school districts around the country are buying into this even though many teachers aren t , they think it s as shady as a gynecologist who works out of his garage. what is equitable grading really ? the grading scale begins at 50 percent, instead of zero, that means you do deserve a de- commit that extra leg up makes it a b or se. picture joy behar, i m sorry, but she stepping on the scale, right? where zero is actually 150 pounds. voilà, she only weighs 160 instead of 310. that is equity. meanwhile, homework is played down and kids are given multipl chances to complete the same assignment and the same test because if it first you don t succeed, you re probably a dumba dumb
from coast-to-coast our schools are toast. is time once again for. our education system sucks. it s funny, because it spelled incorrectly. have you heard about equitable grading? i haven t because i m not allowed within 100 feet of a school. they still refuse to believe i drive an ice cream truck. but school districts around the country are buying into this even though many teachers aren t , they think it s as shady as a gynecologist who works out of his garage. what is equitable grading really ? the grading scale begins at 50 percent, instead of zero, that means you do deserve a de- commit that extra leg up makes it a b or se. picture joy behar, i m sorry, but she stepping on the scale, right? where zero is actually 150 pounds. voilà, she only weighs 160 instead of 310. that is equity. meanwhile, homework is played down and kids are given multipl chances to complete the same assignment and the same test because if it first you don t succeed, you re probably a dumba dumb
island dirt bag i am? the fact that i made it on cable news, how about you cut a dude some slack? i didn t even know there was a correct way to say doritos. doritos. it s not door-rito! do you have any weird combinations, katie? i mean, you already said my secret earlier so i don t want to talk about my food habits n now. um, no, this is a texture thing. yes! it makes it a crunchy sandwich rather than just a mushy sandwich. we used to have chips on sandwiches on river trips. river trips? what s a river trip, katie? go down a river? is that why it s called a river trip? something you do at burning man. you know what i mean? in places like arizona, there s a lot of cool stuff on the river. greg: i bet there is. know how to weight things down with rocks, katie. right? ever weigh something down with a rock? yeah. yeah. greg: and wake up in the middle of the night and wonder if the hands suddenly come up out of the water. if you re good at your job,
news, how about you cut a dude some slack? i didn t even know there was a correct way to say doritos. doritos. it s not door-rito! do you have any weird combinations, katie? i mean, you already said my secret earlier so i don t want to talk about my food habits n now. um, no, this is a texture thing. yes! it makes it a crunchy sandwich rather than just a mushy sandwich. we used to have chips on sandwiches on river trips. river trips? what s a river trip, katie? go down a river? is that why it s called a river trip? something you do at burning man. you know what i mean? in places like arizona, there s a lot of cool stuff on the river. greg: i bet there is. know how to weight things down with rocks, katie. right? ever weigh something down with a rock? yeah. yeah. greg: and wake up in the middle of the night and wonder if the hands suddenly come up out of the water. if you re good at your job, that would never happen. greg: that s true.