Have you ever shoved your finger in the end of a hose and turned on the tap? You feel the water pressure build up more and more behind it until ‘POW’ it explodes at force and terrifies your neighbours and pets.
As imagined by Brian Beacom LISTEN to me, no, I mean really listen to me. I do have something to say and I’m getting a bit fed up with being ignored. I know you lot think of me as a Granville, a dreamer, a supporting character, someone who doesn’t attach himself to the realities of political decision making. Well, just because I used to work in my dad’s grocery store in Fife, and I wear a sleeveless pullover at the weekend and my USP is being nice? But honestly, is being a Granville wrong? Look, I know you’re thinking voting for the Liberal Democrats is a like being stuck in Arkwright’s shop forever, a Creamola Foam and Five Boys Chocolate timewarp. And yes, we had a wee surge of PLJ juice when Nick Clegg entered the coalition with David Cameron, and I know he went on to poison our relations with students.