i know. i understand that. i m just a guest. i get to be here one day. so, no, it helps my cowboys who, you know, you talk about jekyll and hyde of the football world. sometimes it s the cowgirls and sometimes it s the cowboys. so i don t know which one it was. did i say that on national tv? international. that s all right. we ll talk about gifts now. christmas is less than a week away. you have all your shopping done? i don t have any shopping done. do you have all your shopping done? no. it s not the 24th here. usually the two guys here are going out shopping on christmas eve. so maybe they would want to get some of these gifts for people that they don t like very much? here are the top five worst gifts being offered up at amazon.com. look at this. how about if you gave somebody what is referred to as a premade cremation plan. amazon posted this on line for $1,200. everything is included. they have since taken it down. look, larry, you can give some of your gatlin bro