brian: absolutely. it s true. we had to check their ids because we will be serving lick complet. steve: i hope. so. brian: got through the door cover charge. big turnout for 6:00. looks like a very productive the polls opened 4 minutes ago. people eat, start here and move on. hi, everybody. nice to see you. ainsley: bloody mary s and champagne, brian. brian: that s how you start every day, ainsley. ainsley: i do not. that is not true not until 9:00. steve: it s it s a holiday. speaking of holiday, the president of the united states on holiday with his family in delaware. you know they have that swanky vacation place there. he was out and about walking on the beach talking to the passers by. and the press as well the good news is after falling off his bike the other day he said he felt great. he explained, you know, my foot got caught in those peddle pedal
going to talk about the elevator incident. let s do this, huh? animals are great animals are great animals are great gut gust what the hell is going on? [laughter] geraldo: good thing we are not out on broadway. greg: i don t even know judge jeanine: go ahead, greg. geraldo: should we call in technical help? greg: no musical parks for pets. all you quote to do set up a carousel for birds. pay a cover charge. think about an amusement park for pets. dana: what happens if you turn it up faster? greg: i would do that with disney and buy it and turn it into an amusement park for pets.
[laughter] i think this is the future. what i mean is the phone has eaten people longer than they could eat their tacos. everybody is so addicted to doing things in and out of there found that this is just playing into that future. i think this is where it is headed. i have made peace with that. no one does anything without their phone. you get in the car on thanksgiving, and your family gps s the address even going to for the past 35 years. ever but he has gotten so used to using the phone. i know this is the future. to circle back for a minute, calling me a 5.9 if he was a stripper, the cover charge would be 25 to get in and 100 to get out. relax. [laughter] bottom line, this view that men have of themselves, fueled by coupons on food that might make the situation even worse. [laughter] it s a sad story, isn t it? [laughter] it s a tragedy.
i believe it. you know what we have tonight? a human meatball in the crowd. his name is jimmy, and he s bringing comedy for us all evening long. jimmy, our fox news viewers know you will love you, i just introduced you as the human meatball, that s not fair, they re human wrecking ball, what you got for us? happy new year, america! down here the wildhorse saloon, 2022 is not yet a year but it is the blood alcohol contact by just about every buddy i m surrounded by, including emily and james. hello, emily! hello, james. how do you guys know each other? we dance together. we dance together. so you are both getting paid in singles? pretty much. absolutely! so we ve got emily on the main stage i mean, you re a stripper, but the cover charge is 25 to get in and 55 to get out? be honest buried 75 bucks for 3 minutes. some things you don t want too cheap, you know what i m saying?