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hristiansburg Councilwoman Johana Hicks is seeking an apology from other members of town council who in June voted to formally reprimand her.
Unfortunately, all the other council members appear to be on extended respites to Deep State enclaves such as Aspen, Colorado, Sun Valley, Idaho, and Kennebunkport, Maine. For your information, thatâs where good old boys gather to secretly plot against norm-busting, rabble-rousing populists.
In a spirit of helpfulness and sarcasm (and because Iâm an ace letter writer) Iâve drafted a response on behalf of Hicksâs vacationing colleagues.
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Dear Councilwoman Hicks,
Please consider this letter a pungent apology for the slings and arrows youâve endured during your 18-month tenure on the Christiansburg Town Council. We are so sorry!