Ruining my first marriage . They said, we have shocking evidence fascinating. And do you have the evidence . I have an affidavit here thats been online for six months that nobody bothered to read. It appears to be a big foot riding the loch ness monster whos offering a bribe. The proof is undeniable. Whos involved . Joe bidens son, john kerrys stepson, Hillary Clinton, george soros, Stormy Daniels and the thornton group, and that was owned by Whitey Bulgers nephew. Thank you for being here, rudolph. And now my socks are gone cheers and applause announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, spinpeachment. Plus stephen welcomes secretary Hillary Rodham clinton and Chelsea Clinton. And musical guest wilco. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen come on cheers and applause hello there how are you . Whoo whoo thats just dumb so stupid please have