Maybe not today. I might opt out of that. The weather is not that exciting. If youre stuck underneath this area of cloud you probably wish it would dance. Many areas grey and rizzoli. That is not moving anywhere fast. Away from those areas, chances of sunshine. Some sunny spells for northern ireland. It will turn murky and drizzly. We will lose the rain from the south. Tomorrow, we will still have cloud around in the north and east. The odd spot of drizzle. The best of the sunshine in the south west. That is where we will have the best of the temperatures were some areas up to 18, and 19. Hello. This is bbc news. The headlines. Labour Leaderjeremy Corbyn is urging Party Activists to dust themselves down and take the fight to the tories, after suffering heavy losses in the local elections. Theresa may has sought to play down talk of a landslide General Election victory. The Liberal Democrats say they would put a penny in the pound on income tax to generate billions more for the nhs and
Maybe not today. I might opt out of that. The weather is not that exciting. If youre stuck underneath this area of cloud you probably wish it would dance. Many areas grey and rizzoli. That is not moving anywhere fast. Away from those areas, chances of sunshine. Some sunny spells for northern ireland. It will turn murky and drizzly. We will lose the rain from the south. Tomorrow, we will still have cloud around in the north and east. The odd spot of drizzle. The best of the sunshine in the south west. That is where we will have the best of the temperatures were some areas up to 18, and 19. Hello. This is bbc news. The headlines. Labour Leaderjeremy Corbyn is urging Party Activists to dust themselves down and take the fight to the tories, after suffering heavy losses in the local elections. Theresa may has sought to play down talk of a landslide General Election victory. The Liberal Democrats say they would put a penny in the pound on income tax to generate billions more for the nhs and
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God bless all of you. Thank you for watching. Im advocating for truth, justice and the american way. Im jeanine pierrot signing off, greg gutfeld is next. See you next saturday. Man walks into a pet store and sees as a sign, talking parrot and buys if it comes back and says he doesnt talk. Dices what letter . Tour owner says sorry, the letter is 10. Another week and no talking and back to the store. He did not climb the ladder and look in the mirror and talk, another purchase. There becomes a guy comes back to the store and the owner says the parent is dead but before he died he spoke in the store owner says what did he say. Though they sell any birdseed at that store you. Greg will be appearing at the Comedy Cellar all week. [cheering and applause]
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Lets get after it. I love the media. I love the media. Check out these old headlines trump promises 4 growth and economist say no way. Or this one. If trump thanks he can get more than the present Economic Growth hes dreaming. Last but not least, hello larr larry,. If you use the standard of what the administration has held out hope for, three or 4 growth there is nothing in any data suggesting that we are moving towards that three4 standard. Greg oh yeah . Eat this larry. Im thrilled to announce that in the Second Quarter of this year the United States economy grew at the amazing rate of 4. 4. 1 . [cheering and applause] they like it. So, who could have predicted that . I believe its time to establish a National Goal of reaching 4 Economic Growth. My great economists dont want to say this but i think we can do better than that. Greg the optimist. I wish you find the right sentiment to express how i feel. [laughter] i wish i could remember what i was laughing at but as trump proves the