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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20100326:03:42:00

bill: american people are being set up. it s poke, poke. you re a dad. if you spank your kids or discipline kids whark is the first thing do you after you discipline them? make them watch your show. bill: that is what you do? you hug them. yes. yes. i hug them for days. only making you watch this for your own good. that is what you do. america just got spanked okay? a lot of americans feel like wait a minute, what happened? they don t listen. we feel like we ve been spanked whachl should the administration do? doesn t hug us, instead, introduces some of the most contentious legislation you can more than health care. immigration. bill: but haven t done it yet. your prediction is that they will. bill: now, joy behar. i think she was funny on the comedy circuit in the

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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20100326:00:42:00

the american people are being set up. it s poke, poke, poke, poke, poke. you are a dad. if you spank your kids our discipline your kids. what s the first thing do you after you discipline them? bill: make them watch your show. [ laughter ] that s what you do to discipline them? you hug them afterwards. bill: yes. hug them for days. i m only making you watch this for your own good. that s what you do. america just got spanked, okay? america, a lot of americans feel like, wait a minute, what happened? they don t even listen. we feel like we have been spanked. what does the administration do? doesn t hug us and say hey, listen, doesn t do that. instead, introduces some of the most contentious legislation more contentious than health care, immigration. bill: they haven t done it yet. poke, poke. poke. bill: joy behar not a favorite of yours. i love her. she was serious she was funny on the comedy circuit in the 1970s. there is nothing wrong with

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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20120429:16:01:00

mandate, there s an erosion of freedom. when you have in an government-centered economy like president obama has put forward is fewer jobs, stagnant incomes, higher prices for gas and electricity. i think sometimes you listen to the romney campaign and they think a lot of people in this country are stupid, david, their message is you didn t clean up our mess fast enough. we ve had 11 consecutive months of positive economic growth. 25 consecutive months of positive private-sector job growth. the battle also played out last night, but on the comedy circuit. not much was off-limits for president obama at annual white house correspondents dinner. including a few jabs at republican rival, mitt romney. we also both have degrees from harvard. i have one, he has two. what a snob. a comment that rick santorum played on the campaign trail

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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20120222:07:28:30

Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20120222:07:28:30
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20120221:22:28:30

Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20120221:22:28:30
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