i am not into sick things. animal lovers day is a day for people to enjoy and appreciate their stuffed animals. what did you think it was? oh. i was wrong, move on. come on. let it go. you thought it was some kind of furry thing, didn t you? he is quite the hair ball, andy. we were just friends, greg. whatever. jealous much? why would i be jealous? just because i was a shaloopee way before you were. that was a longtime ago. some things you never forget. let s welcome our guests. she is so hot her bear feet burn sidewalks in the summer. and he is smart and charming, but john gibson couldn t make it so we are stuck with joe derosa. his new comedy cd came outlast month with the worst title ever. i guess hitler loves me.
she was doing an impression of brad pitt saying, what s in the box? that seems like harmless fun. right? i guess it was i can making her wife, chris martin cry. i was never a fan. you used to play fan creep a lot. that s radiohead. the gala go brothers. i listen to circus music in a closet. we are about done. what s in the box? let s welcome our guest. she s so hot that solar panels are now called patty panels. and they actually work. it is not like the other ones. that was a political commentary. i am here with fox newschannel anchor patti ann browne. if jokes were clams he would be clammy. it is jesse joyce, writer and comedian. his latest comedy cd is
don t beat yourself up, man. the important thing, you are doing something. you know how i love to give. have a great show. you too. that went well. let s welcome our guests. she is so hot she gives rugs a diane falzonie burn. i am here with diane falzonie. and he made everyone laugh the world over, but richard pryor is dead so we have jesse joyce. his latest comedy cd is called pro choice and it is fantastic. bill schulz is roaming the back alleys of kansas city and looking for scraps of food. filling in writer john devore. and we have her on because she is the only fox news employee i am taller than. sitting next to me, the adorable in a suit don t do that to me. lori rothman. i am not talking about your height. starting off early. she is the fox business anchor, but i don t know for how long after that. to me, please. there is no pinch.
we have been called the he has been called the funniest man in america. let s talk about jim norton. you can hear him every morning on the opi scpe anthony show. he is a new york times best selling author. let s get to the plug, his latest comedy cd released on tuesday, and it is called despicable. let s give him a chance to sell millions. i heard it and it is fantastic. thank you. why is it called despicable. it was about when i was a rambunctious young lesbian. i was a sophomore in high school. i assumed you had a big scar on your forehead. no, i that have had a law bought me. by the way, this is a self-centered s ass dream. they have to listen to me
am an awful looking fat neck. for me to say, hi, justin my left eye blinks. does he understand he has a mild tourettes. as he nice to you? what could he have done? he took a picture. he is like, yeah. who was the worst to you in asking for an autograph. frank vincent blew me off. deniro was my first blow off. i was at an event and i taped him on the fore forearm. i said, bob. he is so famous he won t know we met. i said can i have a picture and he said no. i said i have a camera. that s okay. i thought you were going to do a courtroom screech of me. the new comedy cd is called