New york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight join jimmy and his guests michael che and colin jost kaitlyn dever. Musical guest bts and featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Hello, everyone. Thank you for so much for tuning in. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well guys, after two days of controversy today President Trump finally did the right thing and forcefully rejected White Supremacy. Take a look. [ tone ] [ laughter ] jimmy im kidding. He hasnt done that at all and as a result, republicans are distancing themselves from the president. The president s debate performance has sparked a torrent of criticism that even his most ardent allies have struggled to contain. And republicans on capital are hill are now distancing themselves from the president after he fail to disavow a a farright fascist group. Jimmy its been six month of a pandemic and now
[ cheers applause ] it is an honor for you to be here welcome to the white house or as i call it maralago north [ laughter ] i have to tell you i was up all night tossing and turning and trying to answer the questions on everyones mind who is the mask singer i mean it could benbe anyone. I could be shannon dorothy lets get to it. It is time for my least favorite part any questions . Whos the whistleblower did you get my story straight . Mike pence in the back room is saying mother, things are looking great. Hes hiding some where in the car. Who would have thought this huge hand would be caught in the cookie jar i know i took your vape pen weeks ago but now i need a hit i really would love one. Between the whistle blowing and my twitter over flowing, i feel like i am standing in deep and you know it is in the word but i could not. If there is a chance, pelosi comes up short i might stay afloat tonight [ applause ] i am not done, only i can say fired there is no fired, possibly Rudy Giul
Incidentally is how melania keeps away from him around the white house. [ laughter ] donald donald, i know youre in here [ laughter ] according to the new york times, President Trumps threat to respond to north korea with fire and fury was entirely improvised. Oh, we know. [ laughter ] were all living the ultimate nightmare. Weve been invited to somebodys fouryear long improv show. [ laughter ] okay, to get started, i just need a suggestion of a place you might bomb. [ laughter ] dildo . Come on. [ laughter ] fol it wasnt a suggestion, was it . You werent suggesting it earlier . [ light laughter ] well, my head writer said that in the room and i thought, oh, that would be really funny. Ill improvise that. [ laughter ] backfired. [ laughter ] following President Trumps threats of fire and fury against north korea, secretary of state Rex Tillerson said that trump is sending a strong message to north korea in language that kim jongun would understand. And then kim sent a message in a lang
Incidentally is how melania keeps away from him around the white house. [ laughter ] donald donald, i know youre in here [ laughter ] according to the new york times, President Trumps threat to respond to north korea with fire and fury was entirely improvised. Oh, we know. [ laughter ] were all living the ultimate nightmare. Weve been invited to somebodys fouryear long improv show. [ laughter ] okay, to get started, i just need a suggestion of a place you might bomb. [ laughter ] dildo . Come on. [ laughter ] fol it wasnt a suggestion, was it . You werent suggesting it earlier . [ light laughter ] well, my head writer said that in the room and i thought, oh, that would be really funny. Ill improvise that. [ laughter ] backfired. [ laughter ] following President Trumps threats of fire and fury against north korea, secretary of state Rex Tillerson said that trump is sending a strong message to north korea in language that kim jongun would understand. And then kim sent a message in a lang
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